Top 1200 Dry Sense Of Humor Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor.

I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.

I just have a deadpan sense of humor, I guess.

I've got a dope sense of humor, brah.

For doing comedy, a sense of humor is a must!

Righteous people have no sense of humor.

Persistence is the answer, and a sense of humor helps.

It's best if you can do things with a sense of humor and finesse.

A sense of humor is an escape valve for the pressures of life.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak up on you and then you listen again, and say: 'That's so funny.' John Prine's songs have always had this really witty tone.

The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people who have a sense of comedy, not just a sense of humor.

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

Sarcasm mascarades as the Preppy's sense of humor.

I love to laugh. A sense of humor is really important.

My sense of humor often gets me in trouble.

I think God has got a sense of humor. I really do.

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it.

Keep your sense of humor. Stay funny.

I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow.

I think growing up in Santa Fe or Northern New Mexico in general instills a sense of humor in people, a sort of easygoing sense of not taking yourself too seriously, while still being very proud of where you come from, and that's something we all share.

I had a client who just wanted to entertain me the whole time, that is a defense against going deep, in my mind. What happens when the jokester is not allowed to deflect with humor? You then have to feel the pain, and learn that you can survive it. It makes you more resilient and stronger in the long run, and your sense of humor will always be there. Being able to see the funny is deep.

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.

I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.

I had these slinky eyes and a sense of humor.

Nobody's got a sense of humor anymore.

I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.

I believe God, too, has a sense of humor.

I've got a very wide sense of humor.

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.

I like girls with a good sense of humor.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

I inherited my dad's sense of humor and work ethic.

A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful.

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.

I'm a sucker for a good sense of humor.

Some people don't have a sense of humor.

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn’t it?

I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

I think it's really important to have a sense of humor.

I have a self-deprecating sense of humor, so I knock myself.

I think my best friend is dry shampoo and dry texturizer spray.

God has a most wicked sense of humor.

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

You definitely have to have a sense of humor. It's not always serious when it comes to basketball.

I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything.