Top 1200 Dry Sense Of Humor Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

We've always had a sense of humor - look at our name.

Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it.

You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.

Life is not a tragedy, it is a comedy. To be alive means to have a sense of humor.

Jazz is musical humor. The noun jazz describes a modern American technique for the playing of any music, accompanied by noise called harmony, and interpolated instrumental effects. It also describes music exhibiting influence of that technique which has as its traditional object to secure the effects of surprise, or in the broadest sense, humor.

I usually tame my off-kilter sense of humor for novels.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

I want to keep the British side of my sense of humor.

I think a sense of humor is the most important thing anyone can have.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor.

In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them!

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

My sense of humor lies a little closer to the middle.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

I think everybody would admit that we've got a sense of humor.

The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor.

Obviously I had a different sense of humor when I was 13.

I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.

I'm strange! I have a weird sense of humor! I look crazy!

At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.

Brains and a sense of humor trump everything else.

Part of being human is having a sense of humor.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the pomps, the vanities, the sense of self-importance of the Big Fellows that the world sometimes sends among us, and who try to take our peace away.

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

In spite of everything, I still have my good old sense of humor.

I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

I was born with a mother who loved me unconditionally and with a sense of humor.

I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.

I think it's important to have a sense of humor. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.

Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.

Sometimes the best cure for life’s woes is a sense of humor.

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Whenever I indulge my sense of humor, it gets me into trouble.

An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.

When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor.

You can always tell somebody's sense of humor by if they like this movie or not.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.

I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.

I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.

Any band that doesn't have a sense of humor has a little bit of a problem.

Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.

We live in a country that elected Trump. Clearly you have a sense of humor.

Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.

Both of my kids have my sense of humor - they're definitely entertaining.

People have a sense of humor, even if it's not a good one, and everybody has stakes.

I like very dry humor. I don't like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are nonchalant. I like characters that are sort of monotone and based in dark comedy.

Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous.