Top 1200 Dry Sense Of Humor Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.

People don't expect me to have a weird sense of humor, but I do. I'm very eccentric.

I like women who have an opinion one way or the other or who have a great sense of humor and a great sense of adventure. I can be friends with women who are not like that, but I don't have that hard emotional connection.

If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself.

Keep a sense of humor, that keeps you balanced, and you'll do quite well with it all, I'm sure.

Of all the band of personal traitors the sense of humor is the most dangerous.

I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

You can't pretend to be witty because wit is dry, subtle, lacerating, cynical, elitist, and risque - all impossible to fake. Humor, on the other hand, is broad, soothing, positive, inclusive, and smutty - to make sure everybody gets it. Pretending to be humorous is easy, and a great many people are doing it.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

The Muslims in the Cape are associated with having a very good sense of humor.

To me, in life, if you have a sense of humor about it, that's how you deal with anything.

I like very dry humor. I dont like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are nonchalant. I like characters that are sort of monotone and based in dark comedy.

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

With comedy, a lot of people develop their sense of humor as a defense mechanism.

I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

The darker the film, the more vital everyone's sense of humor is on set.

Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your creative writing class calls "self-contempt giving rise to comic form." Write down all of his jokes, but don't tell him you are doing this. Make up anagrams of his old girlfriend's name and name all of your socially handicapped characters with them. Tell him his old girlfriend is in all of your stories and then watch how funny he can be, see what a really great sense of humor he can have.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.

I need a man with a good sense of humor and a kind heart.

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

From an early age onward, it was said that 'Ingmar has no sense of humor.'

If the gods have no sense of humor they must weep a great deal.

One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.

He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

When you work crazy TV hours, you got to have a good sense of humor.

I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.

I met Steve Jobs once. In '06? He had a sense of humor.

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.

I think you really have to tap into your sense of humor in order to survive.

I think if you have someone without a sense of humor, you're less likely to be together.

It takes time to develop a sense of humor, shared world views.

If I had no sense of humor I should long ago have committed suicide.

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.

I don't really think of myself as quirky; I have sort of an unusual sense of humor.

That's what kept us going - a sense of absurdity, rather than humor.

Having a sense of humor about yourself is a sign of mental health.

Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

The only thing worth having in an earthly existence is a sense of humor.

If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?

I think Ive got a pretty good sense of humor.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

Having a sense of humor is a part of being courageous. It's a source of strength.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

I know what people like, and fortunately they seem to share my sense of humor.

It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.

I think New Yorkers - they're media savvy. People have a sense of humor.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

If a girl doesn't have a sense of humor, then what would you have to talk about?

If I wash my hair in the morning, then I usually air-dry it. In warmer weather, if I walk my dog, by the time I am back in, it is usually nice and dry!

I have a good sense of humor. I'm confident, passionate and honest. I'm a people person.

In my experience, if people don't have a sense of humor, they are usually not very good scientists, either.

I have a sick sense of humor. Like, I'm always laughing at my own pain.