Top 1200 Dry Sense Of Humor Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.

Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

Without a sense of humor, I would have been gone a long time ago.

Along with a sense of humor, my songs have to be sincere, and they have to be sung from a position of inner conviction.

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.

My wheelhouse is intense characters who have a certain sympathetic streak and also a sense of humor.

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.

I think it's terribly difficult to take sex seriously if you've got a sense of humor.

Erroll Garner is one of the few musicians I believe has a sense of humor in his music.

I was 8, and I was probably too young for it, but that's when I started to watch SNL.' That's when I got a sense of what American humor was.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

A strong sense of humor, a really awesome personality, and maturity is also really important in a boyfriend. I tend to only be attracted to older guys for that reason. I just love guys who have a really strong sense of who they are.

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in this world.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it ... what you wish in your secret heart were not funny, but it is, and you must laugh. Humor is your own unconscious therapy. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air, and you.

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, it's silly.

People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

I love comedy. I like to think that there's a sense of humor in some of my music - obviously not all of it.

Dry happiness is like dry bread. We eat, but we do not dine. I wish for the superfluous, for the useless, for the extravagant, for the too much, for that which is not good for anything.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.

Anyone who knows me, and most of my fans, know that I have a sense of humor.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

You have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

Reality - Dreams = Animal Being Reality + Dreams = A Heart-Ache (usually called Idealism) Reality + Humor = Realism (also called Conservatism) Dreams - Humor = Fanaticism Dreams + Humor = Fantasy Reality + Dreams + Humor = Wisdom

Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself.

You know, in the suburbs, most people believe in gravity, but they don't have much of a sense of humor.

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.

My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.

There's a sense of humor within the Australian culture that prevails when one is in a rather difficult situation.

That's my family; we have a very British sense of humour, very dry.

I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.

I've had a very laughable career and what has seen me through is my sense of humor.

Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.

I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I'm not one to take myself too seriously.

I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.

I think anyone who behaves boorishly but without a good sense of humor is not as fun to watch.

The Beatles have a deeper appreciation of all music. There's a humor, there's a Broadway sense, and later on, the Indian stuff came in. The Beatles were always taking in stuff and filtering stuff out to us. There's such a classical sense of arrangement, and their harmonies-what the Beatles did vocally is amazing.

The only thing I can recommend at this stage is a sense of humor, an ability to see things in their ridiculous and absurd dimensions, to laugh at others and at ourselves, a sense of irony regarding everything that calls out for parody in this world. In other words, I can only recommend perspective and distance.

my life has been wonderful. I have done what I felt like. I was given courage and I was given adventure and that has carried me along. And then also a sense of humor and a little bit of common sense. It has been a very rich life.

Be fun! I don't like homes or rooms that don't have a sense of humor or have some sense of whimsy or a personality. Your home should reflect who you are, and what you love. I would never have something in my home because it's the thing to have. I have to love it and it needs some connection to me.

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, its silly.

When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that.

taste is like a sense of humor. I never met a person who didn't think they had one.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package?

I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

I think what Stargate has going for it is a sense of humor about their science fiction.

I think there's something about the Irish experience - that we had to have a sense of humor or die.

Funnily enough, I did a play called 'Jumpy' on the West End before I did 'Divergent,' and there was an essence of that character I played, called Cam, in Will. In the sense of his vulnerability, and... he had a sense of humor that comes out of adversity, similar to Will.

I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music.

I think bands, when they're on the road, they keep their sanity by developing an internal sense of humor.