Top 1200 Dry Sense Of Humor Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.

Queen Elizabeth of England is the real fashion icon of the century. And she has a sense of humor.

I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.

The 'Twilight' movies are great in their own right, but they certainly don't have any sense of humor to them.

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as a contemporary poet.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

I think a sense of humor will help get a girl out of a dark place.

On 'Sunny,' the main actors are adults, and we're all friends, and we all have the same sense of humor, so there's a lot of improvising.

I don't think that because you die and move on to somewhere else that you lose your sense of humor.

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

A lot of celebrities have a sense of humor, and combined with an outrageous event, sometimes the sky's the limit!

All men come to resemble their fathers. That isn't a tragedy. But you need a hell of a sense of humor to handle it.

I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh.

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

So long as you have courage and a sense of humor, it is never too late to start life afresh.

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.

Guys usually like my sense of humor, and I am pretty down to earth. And I'm a driven person.

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.

I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids.

I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.

That's the great thing about a sense of humor and a sex drive, you can't wait to share it with everybody else.

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.

I'd say Bill Bixby's character in 'Beantown' is Tom Brokaw with a heart and a sense of humor.

The pathway to enlightenment leads to states of ecstasy, knowledge, and a pretty ironic sense of humor.

You're not going to see my sense of humor on the football field. That's not a place for me to joke around.

The beauty of comedy is you can really push things. Hopefully, you're with people with a sense of humor and can relate to it.

There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating.

I hang out with the 'nerdy' people - they have a different sense of humor than most kids.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

In a way, I feel that film roles haven't given me the opportunity to show I have a sense of humor.

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.

My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.

I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.

Art Modell was a visionary, a deal-maker and a friend. And he possessed a marvelous sense of humor.

The saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor.

If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.

I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me.

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.

The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.

Old Zen was very funny; there was a great deal of humor and happiness. Zen today seems much drier. While there's a certain amount of humor, it seems to lack that total intensity because humor is one of the primary tools for liberation.

Dr. [Martin Luther] King was a human being. He had a sense of humor which was wonderful.

I think having a sense of humor is just as important a coping mechanism as it is a gift for everyday life.

I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

I'm sorry, but you just made me lose my sense of humor, which is deeply regrettable.

You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.

Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.

I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a sense of humor.

It is in a country's interests to keep faith with its allies. States in this sense are like people. If you have a reputation for exacting favors and not returning them, the favours dry up.

Our sense of humor is a gift from God which should be controlled as well as cultivated.

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.

I was glad I wasn't in love, that I wasn't happy with the world. I like being at odds with everything. People in love often become edgy, dangerous. They lose their sense of perspective. They lose their sense of humor. They become nervous, psychotic bores. They even become killers.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

I think drama and comedy are pretty much all the same, and the issue is whether or not you have a sense of humor.

Always use liquid measuring cups to measure liquid and dry measuring cups to measure dry. Especially when measuring flour, accuracy is important, so using only dry measuring cups - or better yet, weighing on a scale - is key.

We will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that we have no sense of humor.

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.