Top 1200 Dry Sense Of Humor Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

An interesting difference between African-American humor and Jewish humor, in it's kind of basic or maybe most austere type form is, African-American humor, some of it comes out of playing the dozens in which you insult the other person or insult the other person's mother, and so much of Jewish humor is like, you're insulting yourself. It's totally self-deprecating.

If I sit for a while, then my impatience, crossness, frustration, are indeed annihilated, and my sense of humor returns.

Michael Pollan is a champion. In all ways. A man of great integrity, humor, and common sense and kindness.

When I was at the interview asked how I cope with life's difficulties, I said that saving sense of humor. I'm not lying.

A sense of humor is an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny.

Girls want to be with guys who have a sense of humor-it makes them far more attractive to us.

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.

The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force, with a great sense of humor, that'll steamroll you if you're not watching.

Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.

You're gonna lose looks when it comes with age, but if you have that sense of humor, it will always keep things great in a relationship.

Basically, my hair is very dry from all the backcombing! Hairdressers prefer if your hair is dry and damaged, as it makes it easier to style.

My parents and I always put great emphasis on telling stories that appeal to a child's sense of humor.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing.

You have to fight for your marriage, do whatever it takes. The commitment has to be there. And if you don't have a sense of humor, I don't know how anybody makes it.

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor.

When the heart is dry the eye is dry.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life’s essential absurdity.

It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh at something.

My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world.

I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally.

I've often said that the seventh paramita should be a sense of humor, so we don't take ourselves too seriously.

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.

I've used my sense of humor as a coping tool. It's gotten me through a lot of challenging times.

I was an incredible Anglophile. I found people who shared the same sense of humor and attitude toward the world.

I can't fall apart every time I mention that my mother's gone. I actually laugh about stories or things or situations. Of course there's a wound that will never be patched up, but I approach it with humor. Of course, I don't overlook it and go straight for the humor, but I think we have to have humor to move forward.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor.

The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense of humor.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Over the years, I've learned that a sense of humor is the only skill that allows you to turn sucking at life into a career.

For me, the biggest thing I've learned is how to be myself and the fact that viewers actually want to feel like they're getting to know you as a person. They value you because you're a reporter and you're bringing them new information, but they also want to feel like they get a sense of your sense of humor and what things you're interested in.

A sense of humor saves your life, and being able to make friends wherever you go.

There is no place in the world, I imagine, for a philosopher with a sense of humor, a new leisure, and an inquiring turn of mind!

I've always thought my strengths were I'm smart, and I have a good sense of humor. I definitely struggle with feeling confident.

Somebody who opposes Trump is wound so tight, they're not funny people anyway, that they don't get his humor. They really believe when he tells these jokes that that's dead serious stuff. There's not enough laughter on the left. Even their comedians are angry. Their comedians, the humor they shoot for is all personal put-down kind of humor where it used to not be that way. But Trump's humor, even the stuff that's not subtle, they miss, they take it literally and are frightened to death by it. It's incredible.

I've always liked a very dry snare and, like everyone else, a very dry bass drum.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

I went on Accutane, which is very strong. Your sebaceous glands dry up, you can't exercise, and you have very dry lips. But it was a miracle, and it worked.

Lord, give me a sense of humor so that I may take some happiness from this life and share it with others.

Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.

A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything.

Our whole family has a similar sense of humor. We get over things by laughing at ourselves.

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it.

The way that I approach music has a bit of a sense of humor to it. Something slightly different that people can still relate to.

It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.

In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants.

The Who had a great sense of humor. And they were also very serious when it came down to making music.

Humor is really one of the hardest things to define, very hard. And it's very ambiguous. You have it or you don't. You can't attain it. There are terrible forms of professional humor, the humorists' humor. That can be awful. It depresses me because it is artificial. You can't always be humorous, but a professional humorist must. That is a sad phenomenon.

The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.

If you really love someone, you shouldn't have to work at it, you finish each others' sentences and have the same sense of humor.

Either you have a sense of humor about [being a former child star], or you're in rehab. There's not a lot of gray area.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to flattery.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

And with a little sense of humor we can say that there are Christian bats who prefer the shadows to the light of the presence of the Lord.

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.