Top 163 Ducks Quotes & Sayings

Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

If you want to fly with the eagles, don’t swim with the ducks!

I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I got home, and if it was, where did the ducks go? I was wondering where the ducks went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away.

I hate ducks. Don't know why. I just always have.

I'm sorry for the ducks; I love foie gras.

Cats do what cats do, ducks do what ducks do, and eagles do what eagles, do. If you take a duck and ask it to do an eagles' job, shame on you. As a leader, your job is to help your ducks to become better ducks and your eagles better eagles - to put individuals in the right places and help them reach their potential.

Even if the project requires you to have all the ducks in a line, I can't do that. I don't create way.

In leadership we teach we teach;Don't send your ducks to eagle school because it wont help.Ducks finishes eagle school,sees his first rabbit, makes him a friend.

I can do a really good animal impression! I'm great at ducks, cats, dogs, and occasionally dolphins.

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there.

I have cats, dogs, monkeys and ducks at home - it's like a mini zoo.

I used to get a lot of rubber ducks on my birthdays as presents because, you know, I make rubber ducks. But then I get the ugliest ones with a neck, ugly colors, and devil ears. I don't like those.

All along the backwater, Through the rushes tall, Ducks are a-dabbling, Up tails all!

The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.

I'm an expert cook when it comes to preparing the quail, ducks, geese and wild turkeys that I hunt on the farm.

Sometimes when I watch my dog, I think about how good life can be, if we only lose ourselves in our stories. Lucy doesn't read self-help books about how to be a dog; she just IS a dog. All she wants to do is chase ducks and sticks and do other things that make both her and me happy. It makes me wonder if that was the intention for man, to chase sticks and ducks, to name animals, to create families, and to keep looking back at God to feed off his pleasure at our pleasure.

Nature is a wet place where large numbers of ducks fly overhead uncooked.

When we get off the line in skating we kind of look like little ducks running.

Nobody criticizes the 'Mighty Ducks' trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!

They're not chicks. They're ducks.

I grew up in the English countryside, raising ducks and chickens.

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts.

Our main deal is pastured livestock. So we have beef cattle, pigs, turkeys, laying chickens, meat chickens, rabbit, lamb and ducks - egg-layer ducks.

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat.

Since early morning he had been swimming in the river, in company with his friends the ducks. And when the ducks stood on their heads suddenly, as ducks will, he would dive down and tickle their necks, just under where their chins would be if ducks had chins, till they were forced to come to the surface again in a hurry, spluttering and angry and shaking their feathers at him, for it is impossible to say quite all you feel when your head is under water.

If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are.

Make ducks and drakes with shillings.

I had a few ducks as a kid.

Mandarin ducks mate for life and will die of loneliness if separated from their chosen mate.

It's interesting: composers can be very funny ducks.

I really hate rubber ducks, actually.

I might do my own independent film, that my husband wrote for me, if all the ducks are in a row.

I watched 'Mighty Ducks.' 'Slapshot' when I was a little older.

'Mighty Ducks' was a great experience, and I don't shy away from that.

I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

Coaches are like ducks. Calm on top, but paddling underneath. Believe me, there's a lot of leg movement.

How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.

I've always looked upon the Ducks as caricature human beings. Perhaps I've been years writing in that middle world that J.R.R. Tolkien describes, and never knew it.

I'm crazy about ducks and swans and geese, so I don't eat foie gras. I try to eat organic.

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.

It's all very well to run around saying regulation is bad, get the government off our backs, etc. Of course our lives are regulated. When you come to a stop sign, you stop; if you want to go fishing, you get a license; if you want to shoot ducks, you can shoot only three ducks. The alternative is dead bodies at the intersections, no fish and no ducks. OK?

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

She turned and looked at him. "Ducks?" she said again. A smile tugged the edge of his mouth. "I hate ducks. Don't know why. I just always have.

his snores sounded like ducks mating.

Proverbial wisdom counsels against risk and change. But sitting ducks fare worst of all.

I'm not someone who wears shades all the time and ducks into a darkened car in case I'm recognized - that would be absolute misery.

Where do the ducks go in the winter?

He whines, he complains, he ducks out of the most obvious responsibility. He is vain, petty and maddening, but he doesn't ever quit.

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

If you want to fly with eagles, stop swimming with ducks.

For me, it's just a pleasure to be out in the community wearing my Ducks logo on shirts and hats and so forth in representing the team.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts." "So, ninety-five percent of the time." She craned her head back to look up at him. "Ninety-five percent? What's the other five percent?" "Oh, you know, the usual--demons I might kill, runes I need to learn, people who've annoyed me recently, people who've annoyed me not so recently, ducks." "Ducks?

A lot of young girls together is a romantic secret thing like the first sight of wild ducks at dawn.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!