Top 307 Dudes Quotes & Sayings

I've always been around dudes and sports.

Jazz presumes that it would be nice if the four of us-simpatico dudes that we are-while playing this complicated song together, might somehow be free and autonomous as well. Tragically, this never quite works out. At best, we can only be free one or two at a time-while the other dudes hold onto the wire. Which is not to say that no one has tried to dispense with wires. Many have, and sometimes it works-but it doesn't feel like jazz when it does. The music simply drifts away into the stratosphere of formal dialectic, beyond our social concerns.

There are some women and a lot of dudes who are into my look, but I need to convey that I'm funny ahead of time. That's how I got laid. Every girl I've ever been with is because I was funny, not because they were into a 300-pound bearded, pale dudes.

Naked dudes are inherently funny.

It's understandable why TV hasn't been diverse because a lot of TV writers are white dudes from Harvard. And white dudes from Harvard aren't going to immediately want to write about trans issues. They're not immediately going to want to write about a Filipino family.

Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

Roxanne Shanté was kind of the first female to really come out and get respected by dudes, because she went at dudes real hard and battled them and freestyled a lot, and really came off the head a lot.

I find women much more interesting than dudes.

We don't ever want to be this political band. We're just a bunch of dudes.

Pretty much all bowlers are nice dudes.

I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction.

There aren't a lot of roles for sleepy-eyed black dudes.

Real dudes move in silence...like a mute drivin a new hybrid.

Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.

I remember when I was a kid and I used to go and see Queen play live. It was like there was Queen the album band, and then Queen the four dudes on stage playing the songs on stage, and it never lacked anything to me when it was just the four dudes playing the big songs.

For the same work, dudes get paid more.

I'm over dudes trying to look like they're in boy bands.

I see a lot of dudes that don't take care of their families. I always said I wouldn't never be like that.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

There's so many dudes that I'd like to fight at the top.

I got the name Lil Baby because I always hung around older dudes.

I have noticed when you get a bunch of dudes in a room together, and you just have one woman or two women, the dudes will bro out. And the woman won't get heard.

What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.

Ever since Mike Tyson was champ, twenty-something dudes have microwaved nachos, popped opened Natty Lights, watched sharks do unspeakable things on TV, and whispered a billion 'Whoa, dudes.'

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

Be excellent to each other and... Party on, dudes!

I'm a rapper but I don't f**k with that hip-hop s**t. You understand? I'm home, I take care of my family. I f**k with other kinds of n****s, I don't f**k with no hip-hop dudes, man. That rap s**t is fake... these rap dudes is fake.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

The Hulk has an awesome superpower. He turns into this giant monster that can eliminate several dudes at once.

There's a thing that creeps into this conversation ... that if you complain about the depiction of women [in comics], it becomes, 'Well, but ladies - the dudes are idealized too.' And the thing is that the dudes are idealized for strength and the women are idealized for sexual availability. It's very, very different. The women's costumes are cut in such a way that I could give a cervical exam to 90% of our heroines. And I don't have a medical degree! So if I can find it, that's impressive.

Be excellent and party on dudes.

I love dudes who are about winning and that is Kobe Bryant !

If you're in the UFC, you're one of the baddest dudes around.

Rocker dudes don't have a lot of swagger.

A lot of these dudes in metal, they're just mad at the world because, like... who even knows?

In high school, I didn't date awesome dudes.

There are bad dudes. There are also irresponsible women.

Artists are very young, and say, Um, ok, to these industry dudes.

I'm like one of those dudes who organically have talent.

To beat Henry Cejudo, you might have to bring an AK-47 and a couple dudes.

I don't take anything for granted. I know there are a million and one dudes who are rapping, wishing they were in my shoes.

I'd turn and run but I'm anchored by two dudes that could hold the Titanic during a tsunami.

The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.

We came from where people don't look like they have money anyway. We came up in an era where the dudes who had all of the money looked regular, the same way you see billionaires in some run down shoes or old jeans. You see how Warren Buffett, Bill Gates and those dudes dress. Even in our era, the dudes with the money weren't flashy.

Dudes have been making up stuff about themselves probably since there have been dudes.

Rocker dudes dont have swagger

Watching dudes come up is one of my biggest joys.

If there's five dudes on a song, probably three of them are only really good.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

I always wanted to be in a band with a bunch of dudes who loved Green Day and all that.

My wife has dated broke black dudes.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

I've always been into bearded dudes.

This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.

I can always tell the demographic that will probably recognize me - white dudes, sort of skater-y hip hop white dudes, and working class black dudes.

I ended up moving downtown with these three dudes that I didn't really know. I came into the house, and I didn't realize how things worked. From, like, 15-18, I was just fighting them. I fought, like, every day, and these were, like, older dudes. It was every man for himself.

I love acting. I was one of those dudes that was always in the plays in the church and at school.

I love these dudes, but I don't know what they're doing with all that facial hair these days. There's a lot of peach fuzz going on. They called me up to go to a Kanye West concert, and I was like 'hold on I'll call Kanye.' So I called him and they got into the show, and I called Kanye later and said, 'Yo did you see my dudes from Panic! at the show?' and he was like 'Nah they mst not have been dressed like they were from the 1700's'. But I back them. They have their own unique style, which is cool.

I hang out with dudes a lot. I can relate to being the guys girl.