Top 1200 Dumb Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 14
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Last updated on April 19, 2025.
Heterosexuality as we know it is so plain boring, dumb, dull and artificial, it has to be imposed upon people, otherwise they don't take it.
As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love it. It kicks my ass every day.
I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter.
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
Power of generalizing gives men so much the superiority in mistake over the dumb animals.
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.
I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former.
But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things.
I need to not be typecast as big, black, and dumb but be seen as an intelligent, witty, bold, and charismatic person.
I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb.
Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off.
You'd have to be deaf, dumb, and blind to think that this earth that we live in only has 6000 years of existence. It just doesn't.
The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.
We don't need to dumb down our stuff. And it's important to know how far we can push readers.
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.
Dumb & Dumber' is one of my and Glock's favorite movies. We do stuff in real life that's just like they do in that movie.
Twitter is an extension of every dumb thought I have, firing it off - Instagram is a little more methodical.
It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.
Coach Bryant, before you start hugging me, you ought to know that my boys are fixing to get after y'all's ass.
I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear.
I've always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass.
You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.
I seem to voice a lot of sweet, kind of dumb yellow characters for some reason.
There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.
My definition of bad-ass is that I'm a force of nature and true spirit. I'm self-admitting that, and it sounds vain to say that, but I am.
As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.
Personally, I think neutral is just another way of saving your own ass at the expense of someone else's.
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano.
Fighting is art and there is nothing more beautiful than the painted canvas of just totally kicking someone's ass.
The average schoolmaster is and always must be essentially an ass, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so puerile an avocation.
I was surprised. I'd always associated belief in heaven with, frankly, a kind of intellectual disengagement. But Gus wasn't dumb.
I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon as possible.
You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
I would be a dumb guy to say I don't like MMA because it's not boxing. You just have to appreciate everything.
There's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California.
Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.
[To Aquinas] the senses are what we have in common with dumb animals. ... Our better part [is] the mind ... and [its] intellectual contemplation.
It's such a shame that you were put in a category of a dumb blonde, but that's what they did in the '50s. You fought the system, but you didn't win.
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
He understood for the first time that the world is not dumb at all, but merely waiting for someone to speak to it in a language it understands.
I am not a dumb animal to be browbeaten, cowed, lashed, coerced or goaded into anything I do not think is right.
I think the guy who tells you he knows about music is really dumb, or he's lying to himself.
It looked like just the sort of family Americans dream of having: dumb and loving.
Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.
It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.
The oracles are dumb, No voice or hideous hum Runs thro' the arched roof in words deceiving.
Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!
It's deep-rooted, the music of being young and dumb,
It's never muted, in fact, it's much louder where I'm from.
Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.
After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.
If you get into a fight, don't take your helmet off. We're looking for smart football players, not dumb ones.
For me, I just stuck to school. I thought you can't be bullied and dumb, so books and I will be friends.
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!
Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public.
Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass!
If I were to publicly give away my secrets, I'd be dumb. I am an intelligent woman who is focused on the prize.
