Top 1200 Dumb Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 15
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Last updated on April 19, 2025.
In the world's broad field of battle, In the bivouac of Life, Be not like dumb, driven cattle! Be a hero in the strife!
I'm the one usually wearing the dress, which is what I would've preferred, but they wouldn't let me. It's been 15 years since I did that and my ass isn't as good as it used to be.
When I'm in an interview with someone who is not intelligent, but flat-out ignorant, idiotic and stupid, or just an ass, it really gives me a headache.
Saying I was lucky negates the hard work I put in and spits on that guy who’s freezing his ass off back in Brooklyn.
I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.
The fine emotions whence our lives we mold
Lie in the earthly tumult dumb and cold.
The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over.
Obstinacy and heat in argument are surest proofs of folly. Is there anything so stubborn, obstinate, disdainful, contemplative, grave, or serious, as an ass?
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think.
Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better than the other way around.
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
I was aware that people thought a certain type of photo work was either stealing, borrowing, copying or dumb.
A shot-down advance doesn't have to mean the end of a relationship, right? You can still be friends, as long as you're not dumb about it.
Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?
You know what? You didn't do anything wrong. I did. It's this dumb thing I do. I look into things and see more than I'm supposed to.
It's fun to be the subservient character who is too dumb to know when to stop trying to win against the awesome superhero.
Success gave me confidence as an artist. And now I'm able to do what I want without anybody thinking it's dumb.
So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.
For what it's worth, I've been a hip-hopper from birth.
Try to disrespect, and get your ass played up like a Smurf.
Toughness isn't that you've got to fight with the guy after the play or punch him because he punched you. That's not tough. That's dumb.
To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.
You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all about.
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.
Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.
In my next life, I'd like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you've ever seen.
I wish every American explored the importance of novel writing, identity, honesty, character and place in fresh-ass ways.
I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.
The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them.
Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.
One of the beautiful and terrible things about America is you can go there and still be whatever you want, if you bust your ass and you have some luck.
I can't do the terrible mistake of thinking audiences are dumb and will accept anything I do. I want to be cautious about my choices.
I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.
If a stranger taps you on the ass and says, "How's the little lady today!" you will probably cringe. But if he's an American, he's only being friendly.
The doctrine of thrift for the poor is dumb and cruel, like advising them to try and lift themselves by their bootstraps.
I'd like to make it very clear that getting bitten by a venomous snake is dumb, clumsy and nothing to be proud of.
In the United States, we've put our elections on Tuesday. That's dumb. In modern life, it makes absolutely no sense.
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!
No wonder politicians love government schools. Where do you think the dumb masses come from that can be so easily led and manipulated?
I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen.
Consider Palin for President? The most powerful job on earth? You don't give the dumb cheerleader the Uzi. That's in the Bible.
If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.
When you get a lot of money thrown at you, you can make some dumb decisions without the right advice.
Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
One thing I have always been is too short. It's adorable when you're in junior high. After that, it's a pain in the ass for the rest of your life.
Technology is super smart and also completely dumb. It doesn't know what you're putting on there. It works almost in an automated fashion.
People get up and say, 'I didn't prepare a speech because I didn't think I would win.' Well, that's dumb.
I'd rather play an ass-kicking destroyer or a super strong spy or agent than some meek, vulnerable character.
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.
I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care.
A man's personality is matured only when he appropriates the truth, whether it is spoken by Balaam's ass or a sniggering wag or an apostle or an angel.
When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.
If risk is the key factor to success and really smart people avoid it, you might not be dumb enough to succeed!
I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.
The proportionality of what has happened to America because of unemployment and housing makes everything else look like a flea on a dog's ass.
I can preach until your deaf and dumb, I'm in that soul saving army beating on that big bass drum.
In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.
Dumb jewels often, in their silent kind, more than quick words, do move a woman's mind.
