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Last updated on April 19, 2025.
If somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get.
I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.
I think good kids TV has got to have layers. It has to have compelling characters that everyone loves, but you can't dumb it down.
When people don't want to debate you on the smart issues of the day, it's just a lot easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox.
You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where the big laughs are, and how we're going to sell this.
With silence only as their benediction, God's angels come Where in the shadow of a great affliction, The soul sits dumb!
I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice....sure it does...but only if you're too dumb to move.
I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care
I know it sounds so dumb, but when you've had pink hair for 12 years and take that away, you're looked at in a different light.
No civilization is complete which does not include the dumb and defenseless of God's creatures within the sphere of charity and mercy.
If somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're going to have to take what they get.
Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.
Striving to tell his woes, words would not come; For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb.
I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year.
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
Me and success are two things you don't wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens.
Outstanding long-term results are produced primarily by avoiding dumb decisions, rather than by making brilliant ones.
Some people think I'm dumb, but I feel like things I say, especially on Twitter, are done purposely, because I'm bored.
To go from playing a character that was so self-assured, so mature beyond her years, and so kick-ass and ruthless to someone who's quite normal is interesting.
As hideous and dumb as it sounds, I wouldn't be at all surprised by an invasion of Iraq on September II. I'll take a long shot bet on that.
He was struck dumb at the words though he should not be surprised; his wife kept him in a perpetual state of speechlessness.
I could be mistaken, but I believe the majority of artists are perverts, and that inspiration springs from the seat of perversity; that smooth stretch of consciousness between the balls and ass.
The drummer is stereotypically the dumb guy. Maybe that's why I always respect drummers who do more than drum.
There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
There are times in my life where I'm frantic and I think to myself, 'Okay, what would Raven do now?' As dumb as that sounds, it's in my head.
Two things strike me dumb: the infinite starry heavens, and the sense of right and wrong in man.
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.
Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
My experiences with the older audience and, selectively, the people I hang out with or run into, they all want to see Arnold [Schwarzenegger] kick some ass.
I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure
I was a martial artist. So, for me to be able to do all of the fights is a blast. It's so fun. It's like dancing, but more bad-ass. I really enjoy doing it.
Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.
Especially when you're queer and you're a person of color, you're so used to being the token on set. Inevitably you have to answer dumb questions from someone. You're the 'other.'
It is a game you have to play. You have to tour your ass off. It's just always "where am I now" versus "where could I be?" It's constant competition with yourself. But I'm up for it.
Music has always pushed ahead social movements and can do much more than just dumb down a populace.
[I made in army] all sorts of dumb things, but it did teach me a lot about the silk-screen process.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.
Articulate words are a harsh clamor and dissonance. When man arrives at his highest perfection, he will again be dumb.
Please don't bite baby,
I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady...
She let me hide my weed in her titties
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down to a broken L.
The loss of my sight was a great fillip. If I could go deaf and dumb I think I might pant on to be a hundred.
Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind.
New tech almost always looks dumb right before it completely changes your life.
There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds.
All too often, we do smart things only after exhausting every conceivable dumb thing we could have done.
At the bottom there is no perfect history; there is none such conceivable. All past centuries have rotted down, and gone confusedly dumb and quiet.
Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone.
The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense.
We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.
Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!
If I am going to trash others for their dumb predictions, I must at least hold myself to the same sort of accountability.
Just as dumb creatures are snared by food, human beings would not be caught unless they had a nibble of hope.
What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb animal. Moooo!
Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.
Instead of walking like you're limping, talking yang about me
why don't you take your monkey ass and get a college degree?
If you call me a new-age, airy-fairy, hippie-dippy airhead I will shove my crystals up your ass.
Dumb nerd, scratch everything you already done heard
I could go platinum if my album wasn't more than one word.
