Top 1200 Dumb Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 18
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Last updated on April 19, 2025.
I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.
As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a few more things I don’t have to give a rat’s ass about.
Free your mind and your ass will follow
There ain't no way I'm going to be droppin' nothing. If I was in my twenties, maybe. But now I try to keep it looking decent. I don't want to expose too much of my bare ass.
Can you imagine a 6 year old banging all day on a drum kit. I do have photos of me in my sort of princess girly bedroom with a bad-ass sparkle set.
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president, and I think I'll go along with them.
For often at Church I've seen the stained high glass
Pour out the Virgin and Saints, twist and untwist
The mortal youth of Christ astride an ass.
I love training and I love being able to kick ass.
Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.
Innumeracy and pseudoscience are often associated, in part because of the ease with which mathematical certainty can be invoked, to bludgeon the innumerate into a dumb acquiescence.
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth
Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef.
Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon.
When I undertake to tell the best, I find I cannot. My tongue is ineffectual on its pivots, My breath will not be obedient to its organs, I become a dumb man.
It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you.
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
To all that is used-up, and to all the muffled and dumb creatures in the world's full reserve, the unsayable sums, joyfully add yourself, and cancel the count.
Song falls silent, music is dumb, But the air burns with their fragrance, And white winter, on its knees, Observes everything with reverent attention.
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin to think and argue, adieu to riding and driving.
I've learned that sometimes when people don't like what you have to say, and don't want to debate you on ideas, it's just easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox News.
I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth.
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.
If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass it ain't in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky.
While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.
Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.
Love is blind, there was no doubt about it. In Tara's case it was also deaf, dumb, dyslexic, had a bad hip and the beginnings of Alzheimer's
They say, he must had an angel, cuss look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass?
Every time I sit down with him, I know why he is who he is, and that's really cool. It's a great feeling. It sucks because I'm so not an ass-kisser, but he's George Lucas.
You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal.
Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy.
I had no administrative function at the New Yorker. I am what we used to call in construction back in Kansas City where I grew up "a dog-ass subcontractor."
Many have genius, but, wanting art, are forever dumb. The two must go together to form the great poet, painter, or sculptor.
There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.
I don't think that there's that much difference between a photograph of a fist up someone's ass and a photograph of carnations in a bowl.
America is the world's policeman, all right -- a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a "domestic disturbance.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
I really enjoyed working on 'Dumb & Dumberer' with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to act together.
Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb things on his desk.
What's so dumb is that women are 50 per cent of the population, and they want to spend money to see movies where they're portrayed as three-dimensional characters.
I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.
If you got up on the bandstand at Minton's and couldn't play, you were not only going to be embarrassed by the people ignoring you or booing you, you might get your ass kicked.
claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here
With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea.
I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.
O thou, whose days are yet all spring,
Faith, blighted once, is past retrieving;
Experience is a dumb, dead thing;
The victory's in believing.
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that are gonna warm up my ass
Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass.
I wished for eternal and intriguing muteness. I would be the Mysterious Dumb Girl, the Enigmatic Elf. The human voice no longer interested me.
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.
Your ideas and the things that you do are dumb and stupid and make no sense - until you start getting recognized and making money. Then you're a genius.
It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with a little dialectic. I have, of course, so worded my proposition as to be right either way.
Be it terrorists or 'blinded by greed' capitalists or 'deaf and dumb and siloed' officials, special interests will always tyrannize the common good.
