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Last updated on April 16, 2025.
If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.
Little chickie la la, isn’t dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)
You’re never as smart as you think you are when you are winning and never as dumb as you feel when you are losing.
The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.
I was shocked when four Arlington girls at a track meet this spring asked me for my autograph. I told them, 'Don't think I'm dumb for asking this, but are you serious?'
All disputation makes the mind deaf; and when people are deaf, I am dumb.
I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show.
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!
My aura is psychedelic, flow non-prehistoric metamorphic boric like acid no hat tricks a classic so park that ass like Jurassic
Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.
Such a courageous boy I was. To act brazenly under scrutiny and risk further injury to my wounded heart. Ah, the resilience, the blind, dumb persistence of youth.
I recognise no God except the God that is to be found in the hearts of the dumb millions.
Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come easy and sometimes they're a pain in the ass.
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass.
Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.
No luck was dumb because luck was just another name for miracle.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
I can't dumb down for the audience because I believe my audience is at least as smart as I am.
You can have an idea that everyone else thinks is dumb, and it's still a good idea.
We intentionally didn't want to release anything when we were very young, I suppose, because we had a lot of foresight. Stuff can come back to bite you in the ass. Know what I mean?
There is a world of deaf, dumb and blind people out there, who are shuffling through their lives, not knowing how wonderful life can be. They have their moments, but they are very unconscious.
I won't talk about who I'm dating. Because it's dumb. It leads to nowhere good. I let everybody else in the media do that for me. It takes the responsibility off my shoulders!
A computer program is a message from a man to a machine. The rigidly marshaled syntax and the scrupulous definitions all exist to make intention clear to the dumb engine.
There was a time when I just loved 'Indiana Jones' so much. I was in fourth or fifth grade, and I wore a fedora like that one to school every day. It was so dumb.
Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.
My idea of horses is from when I grew up on a farm. They were big, and they were dumb.
I'm not going to just do a dumb zombie movie, although I love zombie movies.
I'm a facist about spoilers. I'm the biggest pain in the ass to the marketing and promotions department. If I had my way, the commercials would be 30 seconds of black with a few words on them.
I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb.
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything.
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself.
I'm only interested in working on records that legitimately reflect the band's own perception of their music and existence. If you commit yourselves to that as a tenet of the recording methodology, then I will bust my ass for you.
If we wish for mercy ourselves, we must show mercy to all dumb animals.
Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction. Be heroes in an army of construction.
I collaborate a little bit with different aspects of my own mind. I kick my own ass instead of kicking other people's asses.
Most of 'big data' is a fraud because it is really 'dumb data.'
One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings, is, that nature disapproves it, otherwise, she would not so frequently turn it into ridicule by giving mankind an ass for a lion.
If you're looking for an author who can deliver high-octane thrills every time and a character who is NOT to be messed with, you've found them. Zoë Sharp and Charlie Fox both kick ass.
Believe it or not, one of my favorite songs is 'La Marseillaise'. I'll watch Casablanca just to hear it. It is enough to get me off my ass and want to jump on a horse and yell, "Charge!"
Tom Stoppard, the English-speaking world's brainiest playwright, thinks that British audiences have grown too dumb to understand his plays.
Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.
The one and original lovable monster is lost amid all the hydraulic manipulations in what now emerges as the story of a dumb blonde who falls for a huge plastic finger.
If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again.
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.
If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own.
You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
I'm so excited that my label Rocker Records has partnered with Cleopatra Records to put out this collection of RARE and UNIQUE kick ass rock !!!
My closest friends are the ones who tell me that I'm being dumb or that I'm being wrong.
not one escaped to tell the fall of Alamo, The hundred & fifty are dumb yet at Alamo.
The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb.
If you touch me, I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the ability to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how bad ass you really are."
All over the world today, not just in the totalitarian countries, assiduous functionaries in Ministries of Truth are clubbing history dumb and rendering language insensible.
Any time you employ thousands of people, some people do dumb things.
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from it.
I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much.
