Top 1200 Dumb Guy Quotes & Sayings

We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

I would be a dumb guy to say I don't like MMA because it's not boxing. You just have to appreciate everything.

You can tell a dumb guy a mile away.

I'd like to play a guy who doesn't think so much. I'd like a character whose words come out before he thinks about it. I want a character who is just kind of dumb in that way. A guy who doesn't have too many dangerous, devious ideas. It would be fun to play a role like that.

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

I don't know if many people realize that Dolph Lundgren is a chemical engineer. He's not a dumb blond guy. This guy is smart and he's a martial artist.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

It takes a smart guy to play dumb.

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

Paradoxically, when 'dumb' money acknowledges its limitations, it ceases to be dumb.

If you think people are dumb, you'll spend a lifetime doing dumb work.

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.

I'm the guy who will persist in his path. I'm the guy who will make you laugh. I'm the guy who strives to be open. I'm the guy who's been heartbroken. I'm the guy who has been on his own, and I'm the guy who's felt alone. I'm the guy who holds your hand, and I'm the guy who will stand up and be a man. I'm the guy who tries to make things better. I'm the guy who's the whitest half Cuban ever. I'm the guy who's lost more than he's won. I'm the guy who's turn, but never spun. I'm the guy you couldn't see. I'm that guy, and that guy is me.

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

College men from L.S.U., went in dumb, come out dumb, too.

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb

There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

There are no dumb questions?only dumb answers.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

I'm a smart guy, I like to think of myself as a smart guy, but sometimes I go out there and do a lot of dumb stuff.

That's another thing that's depressing: certain attitudes in Congress. They assume that you're dumb; they can take advantage of you being dumb. I find that offensive. It insults our intelligence. They're playing us for dumb and they're being dumb in doing it. But I believe that's gonna change. I think those people, the McConnells, are not helping us at all. They're taking us backward in time.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.

Poor people aren't making dumb decisions because they are dumb, but because they're living in a context in which anyone would make dumb decisions.

I don't see the point of Twitter, so I write a lot of stuff to mess with people. But because I used to do dumb things on the court, people think I'm dumb in regular life. But once people meet me, they feel dumb themselves.

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

To realize the promise of 5G, we will need smart networks, not dumb pipes. Dumb pipes won't deliver smart cities. Dumb pipes won't enable millions of connected, self-driving cars to navigate the roads safely at the same time.

I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about 0.1 percent of the information that I need to have a truly informed opinion about half the stuff I talk about. I'm like that loud guy in the bar, who kind of makes sense for about ten minutes, and then you realise he flunked everything at high school so you just laugh at him.

The drummer is stereotypically the dumb guy. Maybe that's why I always respect drummers who do more than drum.

Every time you get into a new job, new location, you have an amazing opportunity in front of you. You get to play dumb for as long as people will allow you to play dumb. You get to ask all the dumb questions, you get to ask multiple people the dumb questions, and you get to make mistakes. Thats how you stand out in the crowd.

Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.

I got arrested for a dumb, dumb incident my second year in the NFL.

I've never had a dumb quarterback. I think if you're dumb, it's difficult to overcome.

There are two kind of mathematicians, smart ones, and dumb ones. I am one of the dumb ones.

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb.

Humans call animals 'dumb'... after they robbed their entire own precious world. They are intelligent beings in their own right, and thoroughly self-sufficient... if not molested by humans. Yet, after millennia of slavery by selfish/callous humans they're made to look dumb! The 'superior species' in their situations would, too, appear 'dumb'.

The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.

I remember, when I was a young guy in the SEAL teams, I was very afraid of making mistakes and looking stupid or doing dumb things and getting a bad reputation.

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'

Personally, I had made a good amount of dough for a 30-year-old guy, but I didn't know a thing about money. I'm not a dumb guy, but I couldn't figure them out.

They see a blooper here and there, and they just think, 'Oh, he's dumb.' I mean, what can I do? I can't 'at' everyone on Twitter and tell them I'm not dumb. Because that looks dumb.

Toughness isn't that you've got to fight with the guy after the play or punch him because he punched you. That's not tough. That's dumb.

I had a period in my life in the '90s where I was definitely young, dumb, and full of even more dumb.

We are breaking new ground in the territory of dumb with Shooting Fish. Dumb, but in good taste. Silly, but not ridiculous.

The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy.

SpongeBob represents idiocy. He is dumb. Patrick is dumb. Mr. Krabs is greedy. Squidward is a snob and vain.

There is nothing Modern about doing dumb things for dumb reasons.

Architects are today routinely indoctrinated against the dumb box. Even advertising urges us to "think outside the box." Why? Because it is thought we all hate the box for being too dumb, too boring, and we want to escape it. If we do escape, by buying the advertised product, we usually find ourselves inside another dumb box populated by boring people just like us. It is clearly possible to live an extraordinary life inside a dumb box. Question: is it possible to lead an extraordinary life in anything other than a dumb box?

Every time you get into a new job, new location, you have an amazing opportunity in front of you. You get to play dumb for as long as people will allow you to play dumb. You get to ask all the dumb questions, you get to ask multiple people the dumb questions, and you get to make mistakes. That's how you stand out in the crowd.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm not a horror movie guy, but I think the guy that did Saw, or maybe House or something, he was saying you love that age as a storyteller because a nineteen-year-old is still dumb enough to make really bad decisions, but he's allowed to be out on his own.

I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them.

I think the guy who tells you he knows about music is really dumb, or he's lying to himself.

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.