Top 1200 Dumb Guy Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all about.

I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.

If I was a guy I wouldn't be bossy, I would be strong. If I was a guy I wouldn't be a micro-manager, I would be across the detail.

It's deep-rooted, the music of being young and dumb, It's never muted, in fact, it's much louder where I'm from.

People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

That's what I was trying to do: be a reliable guy, dependable guy you know wasn't going to make a lot of mistakes. Maybe not high-ceiling, high-reward, but low-risk.

When you get a lot of money thrown at you, you can make some dumb decisions without the right advice.

Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't believe in?

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.

But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things.

You'd have to be deaf, dumb, and blind to think that this earth that we live in only has 6000 years of existence. It just doesn't.

I'm very much inclined to be a next-chapter guy instead of a last-chapter guy.

Teens are not like the weird, dumb dwarves you have around your house. They are actually you when you were younger.

We don't need to dumb down our stuff. And it's important to know how far we can push readers.

He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.

I have never really thought of him as a person, either.... A guy whose strings were broken, who didn’t feel the root of his leaves of grass connected to the field, a guy who was cracked. Like me.

I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear.

He understood for the first time that the world is not dumb at all, but merely waiting for someone to speak to it in a language it understands.

When I said that I was king of forwards, you've got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?

Dumb & Dumber' is one of my and Glock's favorite movies. We do stuff in real life that's just like they do in that movie.

This sport started with the question, Who would win, a karate guy or a boxer? A judo guy or a wrestler? That was the original draw behind the sport. That's what caught everybody's attention.

I love being the bad guy. I think that the audience prefer me as a bad guy.

Playing a bad guy is always more fun than playing the good guy.

I'm not a guy who is able to criticise anyone in public but I am not a guy who promotes individuals in public.

A-Rod don't want to be the straw that stirs the drink. He want to be known as a fair guy who goes out and help a team to win a pennant. He's a great guy.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

I've been playing the bad guy in the last seven or eight projects I've done. I like it. It's a lot more interesting! Being the good guy gets a little stale after a while, you know?

Go back and read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here or Babbitt. For a guy or girl who's going to do an hour of political comedy, it might be a little rough, sure. But I think if you're spending 10 minutes or less, and you're talking about - not necessarily [Donald Trump] but his supporters and the media coverage, there's all kinds of angles to explore. It doesn't just have to be simply, "This guy is crazy!" It's more about the idea of that kind of guy rising to the prominence he has, to actually become the Republican candidate.

Stipe is a phenomenal champ as far as like he's a good guy, if you want to point your kids in the right direction, 'Hey, look at this guy, he's a good person.'

People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

The fine emotions whence our lives we mold Lie in the earthly tumult dumb and cold.

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

The oracles are dumb, No voice or hideous hum Runs thro' the arched roof in words deceiving.

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

Maybe for a guy like Zverev or Federer, you could say it's open a bit. For a guy like me, every match is tough, and I'm going to have to battle it out.

[To Aquinas] the senses are what we have in common with dumb animals. ... Our better part [is] the mind ... and [its] intellectual contemplation.

Twitter is an extension of every dumb thought I have, firing it off - Instagram is a little more methodical.

Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.

If I were to publicly give away my secrets, I'd be dumb. I am an intelligent woman who is focused on the prize.

Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven't met that guy yet. When you meet him, let's get him in to the Smithsonian - he's that special and rare.

But the guy who got hit and still tried to get in line, then gets hit again, that's the guy I will take with me on the field every day.

I identify with this guy's frustration and inability to control his fury at moments. I even identify with the way that this guy covers up a lot with humour. So yeah, it's interesting.

The Defensive Player of the Year is the guy that makes his team better. Not only gets stats - it's the guy that also has an impact on his teammates and leadership.

I hope I'm not sitting on a bench in a retirement home talking about what was: "Oh, I worked with this guy and that guy." I hope I'm still doing it for a really long time.

I'm not really a big walk-around-the-city type of guy. I'm a hotel type of guy.

I need to not be typecast as big, black, and dumb but be seen as an intelligent, witty, bold, and charismatic person.

Heterosexuality as we know it is so plain boring, dumb, dull and artificial, it has to be imposed upon people, otherwise they don't take it.

I am not a dumb animal to be browbeaten, cowed, lashed, coerced or goaded into anything I do not think is right.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

There's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California.

It's such a shame that you were put in a category of a dumb blonde, but that's what they did in the '50s. You fought the system, but you didn't win.

I was surprised. I'd always associated belief in heaven with, frankly, a kind of intellectual disengagement. But Gus wasn't dumb.

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano.

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.

The guy who sits at the keyboard and types is so much smarter than I am. I think I got into writing so that I could spend as much time with that guy as possible.

Patch wasn't the kind of guy mothers smiled on. He was the kind of guy they changed the house locks for.

I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb.

Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public.

If you get into a fight, don't take your helmet off. We're looking for smart football players, not dumb ones.