Top 1200 Dumb Sports Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy. Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans.

At the bottom there is no perfect history; there is none such conceivable. All past centuries have rotted down, and gone confusedly dumb and quiet.

No civilization is complete which does not include the dumb and defenseless of God's creatures within the sphere of charity and mercy.

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense.

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

Each time I read a book, I cataloged the parts that struck me dumb with envy and admiration for their beauty and power and truth.

Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.

Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.

If you like your remote messaging fat, dumb, and interoperable, you could also look into the SOAP libraries distributed with Ruby.

The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.

I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice....sure it does...but only if you're too dumb to move.

I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead.

Be it terrorists or 'blinded by greed' capitalists or 'deaf and dumb and siloed' officials, special interests will always tyrannize the common good.

In Haig's presence, Kissinger referred pointedly to military men as "dumb, stupid animals to be used" as pawns for foreign policy.

Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.

I did one of the 'Amazing Stories.' That was the first time I got to play a character who was a dumb blonde. I actually channeled Judy Holliday.

When you're young, you do dumb things. I just can't understand why some other athletes never were extended that same excuse.

It has taken us that long to get the deaf, dumb, and blind black men in the wilderness of North America to wake up and understand who they are.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

I can't decide if this movie is so spectacularly, breathtakingly dumb as to induce stupidity in anyone who watches, or so brutally brilliant that it disarms all reason. What's the difference?

To all that is used-up, and to all the muffled and dumb creatures in the world's full reserve, the unsayable sums, joyfully add yourself, and cancel the count.

Outstanding long-term results are produced primarily by avoiding dumb decisions, rather than by making brilliant ones.

Articulate words are a harsh clamor and dissonance. When man arrives at his highest perfection, he will again be dumb.

There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds.

Music has always pushed ahead social movements and can do much more than just dumb down a populace.

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb.

Dumb nerd, scratch everything you already done heard I could go platinum if my album wasn't more than one word.

Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.

claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here

When people don't want to debate you on the smart issues of the day, it's just a lot easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox.

[I made in army] all sorts of dumb things, but it did teach me a lot about the silk-screen process.

The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

Unlike any other business in the United States, sports must preserve an illusion of perfect innocence. The mounting of this illusion defines the purpose and accounts for the immense wealth of American sports. It is the ceremony of innocence that the fans pay to see - not the game or the match or the bout, but the ritual portrayal of a world in which time stops and all hope remains plausible, in which everybody present can recover the blameless expectations of a child, where the forces of light always triumph over the powers of darkness.

He was struck dumb at the words though he should not be surprised; his wife kept him in a perpetual state of speechlessness.

Though the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb things on his desk.

Most people know nothing about learning; many despise it. Dummies reject as too hard whatever is not dumb.

It's bad enough on a first date trying not to say something dumb without having three Secret Service guys with you.

I never went into it [the business] thinking 'I'm a female sports reporter'. I just went into it thinking 'I'm a sports reporter'. No chip on the shoulder, no feeling like a victim when you walk in, no feeling entitled when you walk in. You've just got to do your job and work extremely hard. I think it's very basic. There's no magic to it. I think honestly it comes down to how badly do you want it. How hard are you willing to work?

Cameras are like dogs, but dumb, and toward quarry, even more faithful. They point, they render, and defy the photographer who hopes.

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you.

O thou, whose days are yet all spring, Faith, blighted once, is past retrieving; Experience is a dumb, dead thing; The victory's in believing.

Song falls silent, music is dumb, But the air burns with their fragrance, And white winter, on its knees, Observes everything with reverent attention.

Some people think I'm dumb, but I feel like things I say, especially on Twitter, are done purposely, because I'm bored.

Especially when you're queer and you're a person of color, you're so used to being the token on set. Inevitably you have to answer dumb questions from someone. You're the 'other.'

If somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get.

The toughness I was learning was not a martyred doggedness, a dumb heroism, but the art of accommodation. I thought: to be tough is to be fragile; to be tender is to be truly fierce.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

Nobody's dumb in this relationship [with his wife] or in the relationships of any of the other guys in the band. But it's also not the cliché that those on the outside envision.

If somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're going to have to take what they get.

I've learned that sometimes when people don't like what you have to say, and don't want to debate you on ideas, it's just easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox News.

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

All that the Y.M.C.A.'s horse and rings really accomplished was to fill me with an ineradicable distaste, not only for Christian endeavor in all its forms, but also for every variety of calisthenics, so that I still begrudge the trifling exertion needed to climb in and out of a bathtub, and hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. If I had my way no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust or profit under the United States, and all female athletes would be shipped to the white-slave corrals of the Argentine.

Love is blind, there was no doubt about it. In Tara's case it was also deaf, dumb, dyslexic, had a bad hip and the beginnings of Alzheimer's

Striving to tell his woes, words would not come; For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb.

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

I know it sounds so dumb, but when you've had pink hair for 12 years and take that away, you're looked at in a different light.

The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.