Top 1200 Dumb Stuff Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Dealing with wedding stuff is a bit of a double-edged sword - it seems that divorcees are expected to either burn it all on the front lawn, tears silently coursing down their faces, or keep the stuff, shrine-like, concealed somewhere in their homes.

To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'

All disputation makes the mind deaf; and when people are deaf, I am dumb.

My favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. It's a classic and I can pretty much recite the entire movie.

When I was making 'Bourne Identity,' I wasn't making a dumb action movie like they were expecting it to be.

Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.

I do take a computer to do some processing live and I might use a couple of plug-in synthesisers, 'cause obviously you can take quite a lot of power in terms of sound generation on a computer that I can trigger from a couple of keyboards. And it means I don't have to take some of my vintage stuff and have it trashed by various airlines which has happened in the past. But I still take some vintage stuff with me, I'll take that risk because I like using all that stuff.

I recognise no God except the God that is to be found in the hearts of the dumb millions.

If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

I remember writing monologues and one-act plays and stuff in high school. I had a project in English that was just a short book of limericks. It was so weird. I enjoyed the challenge and rhyme of it. I was always putting on plays and stuff.

No luck was dumb because luck was just another name for miracle.

I've never made a penny from any of the school stuff I've done. I've had brands asking me if they can sponsor my channel for a year, stuff like that. But I've never monetised it. My books and my 90-Day Plan are my business.

In general, men are just kind of slow and dumb. We just figure things out later.

If you go back to 'Louie Louie,' there's the whole element there, where you need to be able to appreciate what 'dumb' is in its profoundness.

Yeah, I would love to play someone really dumb, just really foolish.

I think that ultimately when life is not tragedy it should be a party and if you've faced the real stuff, if you've faced the ones closest to you being at death's door, passing on, you know, not to let the small stuff really harsh your mellow, as you put it.

Don't be afraid to ask the 'dumb' question, everyone else will be relieved you had the guts to ask!

Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb.

Be not dumb, obedient slaves in an army of destruction. Be heroes in an army of construction.

When I was a kid, before there were VCRt, my parents had a movie projector, and we'd watch Frankenstein and Dracula. I just always though that stuff was cool - creepy comics and monsters and horrific stuff. Music lends itself to that whole theme.

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.

If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.

My closest friends are the ones who tell me that I'm being dumb or that I'm being wrong.

You can have an idea that everyone else thinks is dumb, and it's still a good idea.

You’re never as smart as you think you are when you are winning and never as dumb as you feel when you are losing.

Thematically, I like playing with the ideas of stuff that you try to bury, and you think will go away, but instead you carry it with you until it becomes crippling. And sometimes you have to look back and deal with some stuff in order to truly move forward.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

I can't play guitar or piano. I can't even play dumb to get through TSA in the airport.

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.

Liv Morgan is dumb if she thinks she can make waves in NXT by herself.

She was always young at heart, kind of dumb, kind of smart, and I loved her so.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

When you're a little bit dumb and naive things get done that no one believed could be done.

I have the charisma of the chipmunk. I never have thought I was smart. I thought the people I dealt with were dumb.

It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves.

I have seen and heard comedians who had really funny 'stuff' but yet could not make the people laugh; then, again - I have seen others whose stuff was anything but humorous, and the audience would howl with laughter.

I've been honestly sitting in the living room every day doing little DIY projects. Painting and making stuff and all that stuff. That's been kind of cool. I got to find out I apparently have a passion for that.

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

I often find the smaller, independent films are much more rewarding than the bigger stuff, but you do the bigger stuff because it's a business, and you've got to show your face a bit, get yourself around.

In the early part of my life I carried the flame for fiery women: perky women who were not dumb.

Be too dumb to quit and too stubborn to back off.

Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man.

If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again.

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

Most of 'big data' is a fraud because it is really 'dumb data.'

The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore they're dumb, they're lazy, and they must stink.

When I was in seventh grade, I totally had a crush on a guy who was older than me, and he listened to alternative music. So he was into Days of the New and stuff like that, and more poppy stuff, too, like Matchbox Twenty.

There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.

We're too smart to know there aren't easy answers. But we're not dumb enough to accept that there aren't better answers.

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

For a while I was collecting Satan and devil stuff - you know, anything that had to do with old Beelzebub or Lucifer. But I had to put the brakes on it, because there's a lot of stuff out there, and the collection was just growing too quickly.

Carbon is the stuff of life, and it's the stuff of everything used by human society. All of our materials are made of carbon or of substances, such as steel or glass, which are produced through the utilization of carbon.

Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb.

The myth of the strong black woman is the other side of the coin of the myth of the beautiful dumb blonde.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work.

When life is woe, and hope is dumb, the World says, "Go!" The Grave says, "Come!

Let us remember that we are all Indians eating Indian grain and salt, and living on the dumb Indian masses.