Top 133 Dwarf Quotes & Sayings

I kind of figured if I couldn't get a job as a dwarf, looking as I do, I should just give up acting.

Oh, I'm a dangerous criminal, I am,' said the dwarf cheerfully.

A dwarf can stand on a mountain, he's no taller.

As long as our people quote English standards they dwarf their own proportions.

I have a friend who says, 'The world doesn't need another angry dwarf!'

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size, take my word, is a dwarf in more articles than one.

This wimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy, this Senior Junior, giant dwarf...Cupid.

Grumpy is her favorite dwarf.

The dwarf sees farther than the giant, when he has the giant's shoulders to mount on.

Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.

And what would you do, if an uninvited dwarf came and hung his things up in your hall without a word of explanation?

Man is the dwarf of himself.

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

This senior-junior, giant-dwarf, Dan Cupid; Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms, The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, Liege of all loiterers and malcontents.

Being a famous writer is a little like being a tall dwarf. You're on the edge of normality.

Maybe we've been taking nova precautions for a red dwarf.

From dwarf tossing to drug taking: The legislator has no place in voluntary exchanges between consenting adults, as dodgy and as dangerous as these might be.

The new century will see changes that will dwarf those of the last.

Whether you're a dwarf, whether you're a midget, it's all branding.

Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.

We were constantly appealing for funds from readers when I edited 'The Black Dwarf' in 1968-69.

"Another name? Oh, certainly. And when the Faceless Men come to kill me, I'll say, 'No, you have the wrong man, I'm a different dwarf with a hideous facial scar.'" Both Lannisters laughed at the absurdity of it all.

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom.

The mechanic could lift up the bonnet of the car and show me four dwarves strapped to a pair of tandems and tell me that the motor was actually dwarf-powered and that one of the little fellows had to be replaced, and I'd just be numbly writing out a cheque and scribbling 'new dwarf - car' on the stub.

I am not a dwarf.

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

Tolkien made dwarf sign language because, you know, it's too loud to talk in the mines.

A dwarf on a giant's shoulder, sees further of the two.

I'm a Scouts ambassador and I help out with dwarf sports.

That was Thorin's style. He was an important dwarf. If he had been allowed, he would probably have gone on like this until he was out of breath, without telling anyone there anything that was not known already. But he was rudely interrupted.

Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.

A stirring dwarf we do allowance give Before a sleeping giant.

If the producer doesn't like you, consequently he reads the script with a very negative view. But I wouldn't preoccupy myself with that, I don't give a damn. You can be a hunchback and a dwarf and whatall.

Growing up, I was aware of being a dwarf but I felt I could do anything.

I'm the one who originally coined the term 'dwarf planet,' back in the nineteen-nineties.

I'm playing an Amazon warrior princess in a new radio comedy series called 'Elvenquest,' and I'm playing a Russian genius in the comeback of 'Red Dwarf.'

I don't like people being cautious and tentative and choosing their words carefully around me because I'm a dwarf.

For a nation, the choices that determine whether income doubles in one generation or two dwarf all other economic policy concerns.

You cannot strengthen one by weakening another; and you cannot add to the stature of a dwarf by cutting off the leg of a giant.

And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf?...You mean to say, that you're a daughter of Eve?...Y-yes, but, you are in fact... human?

There just aren't many little guys who are good actors. They don't get the training; they don't go to RADA. There just aren't the parts for dwarfs, and if you like it or not, you're typecast as a dwarf.

My friendship you shall have, leanred Man," piped Reepicheep. "And any Dwarf--or Giant---in the army who does not give you good language shall have my sword to reckon with.

She gets to school late. Bashful gives her a tardy, and won't reconsider. Janie always hated Bashful. Stupidest. Dwarf. Ever.

Silverfish looked down. "Oh. Are you a dwarf?" Cuddy gave him a blank stare. "Are you a giant?" he said. "Me? Of course not!" "Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes."

Dwarf is dwarf even at the top of the mountain; giant is giant even at the bottom of the well!

He invented the Fuse Box Dwarf, a little man who popped out at you from behind the paint cans in the cellarway and screamed, "Dreeb! Dreeb! I am the Fuse Box Dwarf!" Lewis was not scared by the little man, and he felt that those who scream "Dreeb" are more to be pitied than censured.

Even 'Lord of the Rings' had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like, 'Really?'

There's very few comedy sci-fis that have worked for me other than the classics, like 'Red Dwarf' and, of course, 'Hitchhiker's Guide.'

Memory is not what the heart desires. That is only a mirror, be it clear as Kheled-zaram. Or so says the heart of Gimli the Dwarf.

What is equality of rights between a giant and a dwarf?

Physically, man is a dwarf; mentally, man is a giant!

You remind me of myself ” Bes continued “back when I was a young dwarf. You got a stubborn streak. When it comes to girl problems you’re clueless.

Worry is a mean-faced dwarf who beats on your heart like a kettledrum.

Self-realization sounds good. But what if only an enraged dwarf emerges?

When I lie down to love, old dwarf heart shakes her head. Like an imbecile she was born old.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

The insane little dwarf, Bush.

The woman's cause is man's. They rise or sink Together. / Dwarf'd or godlike, bound or free; miserable, / How shall men grow? - Let her be / All that not harms distinctive womanhood.

To be a dwarf in peace is more honourable than to be a giant in war!

A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself.