Top 1158 Ex Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same.

My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best.

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do.

Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.

There is pathos and drama in 'Half Girlfriend.'

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.

She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose. When she reached for it, Shane snatched it back. "Nuh-uh. Mine." "Share!" she demanded. "Man, you are one grabby girlfriend." She grinned. It always made her feel so fiercly warm inside to hear him say that- the girlfriend part, not the grabby part. "If you love me, you'll give me a taco." "Seriously? That's all you got? What about you'll do sexy, illegal things to me for a taco?" "Not for a taco," she said. "I'm not cheap." "They're brisket tacos." "Now you're talking.

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.

I went to the prom with a girlfriend of my sister's, a platonic date.

I'm not good at baking. My girlfriend bakes phenomenally, though.

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You Walt Whitman-ing, Edna St. Vincent Millay! Go Emily Dickinson your mom!' 'Thanks for the advice, you pathetic piece of E.E. Cummings, but I think I'm gonna pass.' 'You Robert Frost-ing Nikki Giovanni! Get a life, nerd. You're a virgin.' 'Hey bro, you need to go outside and get some fresh air into you. Or a girlfriend.' I need to get a girlfriend into me? I think that shows a fundamental lack of comprehension about how babies are made.

I've always considered Florence as my girlfriend. I don't have to explain my love for this city.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

My girlfriend is rap. Music and albums and records and my kids.

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

It must be hard just to be someone's girlfriend.

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me

My girlfriend's a costume designer in the theater.

My girlfriend has read all the 'Game of Thrones' books - twice.

I've had more than one girlfriend in my life.

I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type! I always have girlfriends.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

For a date night with my girlfriend, we go to Zuma for Japanese.

I'm proud of having a girlfriend; it just doesn't have anything to do with my music.

Me and my girlfriend make all my costumes here ourselves at home.

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

I'm a fashion designer. I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend.

I was always the hero's girlfriend or wife - actually, the woman with no voice.

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know?

It has been an amazing experience working on 'Half Girlfriend.'

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer

I had my first girlfriend at 15. Life was difficult then.

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether.

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back.

My family and my girlfriend keep my feet on the ground.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!

If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend!

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

What scares me? Bears. And sharks. And my girlfriend.

I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger.

As an actor, you audition a lot for 'the girlfriend' or the 'hot girl.'

The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have.

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.

I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend.

Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend.

I want my future wife or girlfriend to be herself.

I read so many scripts, and it's not really exciting to just be the girlfriend.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.