Top 1200 Ex-Wife Quotes & Sayings

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

My wife is from Jamaica. My ex-wife. My stepchildren - and then there's my son. So, it's a biracial family.

Some think that people come to a ball to do nothing but dance; whereas everyone knows that the real business of a ball is to look out for a wife, to look after a wife, or to look after someone else's wife.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter... or anybody else's wife.

I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife that shall be my master.]

It's so childish, "greatest country in the world." It's like saying, "I have the greatest wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the greatest wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you'd kill your wife."

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

She thought about how marvelous is would be to have a wife keeping the house in order, the meals on the table. At the same time it seemed ridiculously unfair that she could never have a wife. In fact, if she married, she would be expected to be the wife.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us.

Lyrically, there's a lot of songs that are influenced by my wife. They're about my wife and I.

We like to say 'husband' and 'wife' a lot. I say, 'husband, where are you?' He says, 'where is my wife? How is my wife doing?'

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

With popular rulers, the wife can become the guardian of their greatness: Peter the Great was succeeded by his wife, Catherine I. Sometimes the wives are an improvement.

It would take a hell of a wife to beat no wife at all.

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected. Common traditional saying: Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.

My family and I participate in 'Cycle for Survival.' it was started by a friend of my wife's who lost his wife to a rare form of cancer.

A wife's a worry, a non-wife's even worse.

I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.

You won't ever hear me talk about whether my wife's prettier than your wife.

I'm getting bigger roles, and I'm on location more, and I have a wife and family. I'd rather work less, and I've started to implement that. It was either that or my wife would break my heart.

My wife doesn't want to go. She says, 'I am your wife, I will do as a wife should.' But she is worried about what she will do in Chicago, all by herself.

Unfortunately, everyone thought that Teri Hatcher was my wife. Matter of fact, I would be with my wife, holding my wife's hand at a football game, and someone would come up to me and say, 'Hey, I love those commercials you do with your wife.' My kids almost had shirts made up that said, 'Teri Hatcher is not my mom.'

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

All Anne Lister wanted was a wife, and the other liaisons couldn't commit, but Ann Walker did. She took sacrament with her, and they became wife and wife. That shows extraordinary strength.

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought".

Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

In 'Maad Dad,' I play Lal's wife, who dies quite young. I've gone completely retro to fit into the role of his traditional wife.

I like my wife. I'm stupid in love with my wife and always have been.

If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it.

The Problem is: many terrific women have made themselves overqualified for the job of wife, because many men are looking for a woman with 'receptionist-level wife skills', not 'CEO-level wife skills'. Meaning: If a woman doesn't hang on a man's every word, is too independent, challenges his leadership, wants to create her own hours, demands emotional raises, then there won't be as many openings for the kind of wife position she is seeking. One of the big problems with marriages in the nineties: no room for two husbands.

My wife is an incredible pianist. I don't think there's anything my wife can't do, in all actuality.

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word 'wife' on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word wife on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

My whole life is classical now. Except my wife. I don't have a classical wife. I have a classy wife, but I don't have a classical wife.

When I met my wife, I was 24. Obviously, she wasn't my wife. She was just a girl. I made her my wife later on.

What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying 'Well, you know, my wife tells me that what women really care about are economic issues, and when I listen to my wife, that's what I'm hearing.' Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life.

And I'll tell ya, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other. You care about each other. It's wonderful! Plus, I love saying 'my wife.' Once I started saying it, I couldn't stop - 'my wife' this, 'my wife' that...it's an amazing way to begin a sentence.

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.

Against the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife.

Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz]

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother.

A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all.

There is a great deal of quarrelling in the houses, and contending for power and authority; and the second wife is against the first wife, perhaps, in some instances.

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

Do you ask why I am unwilling to marry a rich wife? It is because I am unwilling to be taken to husband by my wife. The mistress of the house should be subordinate to her husband, for in no other way, Priscus, will the wife and husband be on an equality.

As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' th' world is yours, which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.