Top 1200 Ex-Wife Quotes & Sayings - Page 16
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Last updated on November 30, 2024.
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.
Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!
To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man!
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena.
My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season.
There's a lot more historical baggage to deal with as a wife than as a partner.
My wife and I lived in Chicago for two months, and we went to a lot of great restaurants.
Because I'm married and like being at home, I'm labelled as a Stepford wife.
My wife Shirlie was in Wham! when we met, so we were moving in the same circles.
I'm a big Eminem fan, so I like listening to him. My wife doesn't, though.
I'm giving serious thought into eating yor wife” - Hannibal Lecter
I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.
I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.
Now I am just focusing on my daughter, my wife, religion, and training.
Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather.
It takes as much discipline to be a mother and a wife as it does to do anything else.
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
A woman fit to be a man's wife is too good to be his servant.
I am a good wife, so I think we need to live where my husband is working.
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.
I have a son and daughter and wife that need me not in basketball mode when I'm home.
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated.
I've got a very smart wife who invests our money so well.
My wife, Fionnuala, and I have been married for more than 20 years.
My wife loves elephants and compares me to a big bull elephant.
I always tell my wife she's married to the Puerto Rican Elvis.
I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.
I love my wife and daughters, but there are times you want to put them in the bin.
I'm a boring guy - I have a wife and three kids. I'm not like Mr. Controversy.
I like very much Louis Vuitton. My wife loves it too.
I shun father and mother and wife and brother, when my genius calls me.
My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.'
The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.
It is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.
I'm in charge of raising a young woman one day, to be a mother and hopefully a wife.
My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.
You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife.
My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.
One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life Either about God's secrets or one's wife.
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
I used to say to my late wife, 'I have great faith in the American people.'
Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.
Do you know what prepares you for the mental hospital? Being a prime minister's wife.
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household.
My wife and I practice "Doggy Style:" I beg, she rolls over.
Perry Farrell is so gross, and his wife looks like a monkey.
A happy union with wife and child is like the music of lutes and harps.
If only I had the influence with my wife and children that I have in some other quarters!
Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.
The new-come stepmother hates the children born to a first wife.
