Top 1200 Ex-Wife Quotes & Sayings - Page 18
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Last updated on October 6, 2024.
The reason modern poetry is difficult is so that the poet's wife cannot understand it.
It's a lot of fun to be able to share special moments with my kids and wife.
My wife asked me to marry her. But we did not jump the broom.
Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, till death separate you.
My wife - she could help me get the negs out!
If I could have my wife and kids on the road with me every week, I would.
I have this restlessness. I'm relentless to do things. My wife will say I'm an absolute nightmare.
My wife loves to watch 'Criminal Minds' and 'CSI' and all those shows.
My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.
It's deep passion for my wife that really makes me vulnerable to her.
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings.
Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.
My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too.
And I'd love to direct. One day. I'm learning a lot on the set of The Good Wife.
I am definitely not the best wife, and no one has nominated me for 'Mother of the Year.'
I'm leaving because I want to spend more time with my wife in Chicago.
I chose to be a working wife and mother. Why should I compromise on either?
I'm about to turn 60, and most of my memories reside in the brain of my wife.
I would love to be a mum if I'm blessed to have children. My wife and I have those plans.
For me, it's just a decision I made at home with my wife that I'm not eating meat.
Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife.
It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
It is any wife's dream to lead a normal life with her family.
My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.
The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee.
I co-own the ranch with my brother, and he and his wife are really the backbone of the operation.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.
I've already got a beautiful wife, a great son, and a house. What else do you need?
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
I know my wife works just as hard as me if not harder to have a career.
I can't imagine anybody in my life I've been more vulnerable with than my wife.
My wife and I are rock solid together and, curiously enough, always have been.
In 1956 I was granted the biggest reward of my career: my wife, Josée Jongen.
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
I listened to 19 guilty verdicts for my wife and me. And all I could do was sob.
Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner? Mother was one.
In private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband.
To kill time, I went to learn dance and there I met my to-be wife. She is a choreographer.
The soul's a sort of sentimental wife,
That prays and whimpers of the higher life.
My wife and I are really strange people. We never spend any money.
I'm an obsessive sports fan, which my wife is incredibly patient about.
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road.
The best thing I ever saw was a man who loved his wife.
My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.
Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.
There is nothing more dangerous on planet Earth than a black wife.
I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that.
I'm lucky to have been blessed with a great family and a wonderful Christian wife.
All of my life, my wife's been the rock. She's made the right decisions.
My wife is a classically trained piano player, and she also orchestrates.
You aren't a true husband/man until you've done the work of a wife/women
Im sometimes mistaken as the wife of the chairman. I just laugh it off.
My wife and I started a breeding program where we breed American quarter horses.
My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others.
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.
