Top 1200 Fat Kid Quotes & Sayings - Page 15

When I first started playing in a youth football league, I was the worst kid on the team. I quit the first year. And then the next year, I was still the worst kid - I didn't even play.

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

I'm involved with Kid One Transport and Studio by the Tracks in Alabama. Kid One literally transports kids to better health by giving them transportation they may need to get medical care. Studio by the Tracks is an art outlet for mentally challenged children.

You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

People have said I'm too fat to be a pop star.

You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make jokes or kid or even clown. I wouldn't kid Our Lord if he was on the cross. But I would attempt a joke with him if I ran into him chasing the money changers out of the temple.

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom.

The moon is fat and the night air is so pure it seems edible.

It doesn't have to be a problem for children to be fat, but it does affect you: you aren't as happy in that skin.

I would visit Vegas every year when I was a kid. Vegas, to a kid, is a playground, as much as it is to adults. I discovered the magic store in a hotel and would spend hours and hours in there.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

I just feel like a kid that has some money now, that can take care of my family... I think I'll always be a kid. I'm always messing around, always running around, always trying to have a good time.

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

My aim is sustainable fat loss and so I've opted for carb cycling.

the role of the Do-Gooder is not what actors call a fat part.

Ironically, I grew up watching Indian movies as a kid in Russia. I am quite familiar with Bollywood. I grew up watching 'Disco Dancer;' I watched it some 20 times as a kid.

Every kid coming out of Harvard, every kid coming out of school now thinks he can be the next Mark Zuckerberg, and with these new technologies like cloud computing, he actually has a shot.

It sucks if you're having a fat day and you still have to go on TV.

My fat never made me less money.

I love being a mom. But there's a certain kind of tedium to your life when your kid is young. Writing allows you to wander when your kid is napping in a crib ten feet away. So that's the great joy of writing fiction for me.

A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.

Better to starve free than be a fat slave

Being married is not the same as having a kid because being married to another adult who can take care of themselves to a degree is different than having a kid that is completely dependent on you.

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me.

A lot of people thought I was fat, but I'm proving everybody wrong.

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.

I'm going to try to get my kid involved in golf and maybe try to get my kid to try to qualify for the PGA Tour. That's my dream.

The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

John Kerry was the big winner in Iowa. Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as the 'comeback kid.' That used to be Bill Clinton's name - because every time he would come back to a city, he would find out if he had a kid or not.

As a kid, I always loved serialized books. It’s the reason why people love Harry Potter. Serialization is amazing. It works in television. It works in film and it works in books. Especially when you’re a young kid, you get attached to these characters.

I have an excellent body, not an extra gram of fat. A washboard stomach.

I've been doing country music for a while, and people ask me, 'What's a kid from New Jersey doing singing country music?' I just fell in love with it when I was a kid.

When I was a kid I got so much help from the Church. When I was a kid, our family was so poor they couldn't afford me to go to school, so there was an American family that send the money to the church to support my school fees.

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of a shadow. For a moderately autistic kid the best prognosis is full recovery.

Does my new feminism make me look fat?

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

You have all that muscle on you, you're going to get tired. That's why I prefer to be fat.

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.

I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life.

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.

'Super 8' was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun working with J.J. Abrams, who I think is a kid in a grown man's body, which is a great ingredient for any artist in our business. You have to be a kid at heart to be able to make believe, and his imagination is phenomenal.

My biggest hero when I was a kid was Will Smith. I used to watch 'Fresh Prince,' and I was a huge fan of his albums. I bought all of his albums when I was a kid. Now, he is the biggest movie star in the world.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.

The 1st period is won by the best technician. The 2nd period is won by the kid in the best shape. The 3rd period is won by the kid with the biggest heart.

It's something you dream about as a kid. Like when you play all those NCAA video games as a kid and you create your own player and win the Heisman with a bunch of crazy numbers. It's the biggest, most prestigious award in college football, so it'd definitely be a dream come true.

As a kid, I always loved serialized books. It's the reason why people love 'Harry Potter.' Serialization is amazing. It works in television. It works in film and it works in books. Especially when you're a young kid, you get attached to these characters.

I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined.

We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

Independent filmmaking burns off a lot of storytelling fat.

I think you need a little fat in your diet.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.