Top 1200 Fat Kid Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

I'm, like, a compulsive eater. I'm going to be so fat when I'm older, it's ridiculous.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

My parents' generation's benchmark was simple: Fat Equals Bad.

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected.

The only tweets I feel bad about are the fat-chick ones.

I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life

Life is too short to live on low-fat everything.

I know I'm not fat, but when people keep telling you that, you have to think about it.

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust.

I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat.

I say just put a big fat tax on carbon.

My kid is seven years old and is learning to read and conjugate, but I don't agree with that kind of education because I feel that the concepts are not contextualized... it's interesting to try to make my kid a reflective boy, rather than just a repetitive boy, even if he doesn't agree with me.

Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings

I think there's a bias against fat people on network television.

hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'

If fear grows fat on the energy you feed it, you have to talk it down.

Get ready for 'Les Mis 2'... I'm playing 'Fat Cosette.'

Vegetarian is like raising a kid Mennonite. It's difficult but not that different. Raising your kid vegan is like being Amish. A totally different world.

I run intervals. It helps get rid of the fat in the stomach.

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

'French Women Don't Get Fat' has become something of a phenomenon.

I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.

New York is a good city for not having to get fat.

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.

If you don't show up at a party, people will assume you're fat.

Every kid I knew had a father with a little stash of men's magazines which the father thought was secret and which the kid knew all about.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

I have a very strict philosophy that if you're not working out, you're getting fat.

Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

Every kid has a bug period, I like to say, and I just got so fascinated and I had that experience, that wonderful life of being able to go out on my own without really any supervision at all. I just lucked out that way. I was trusted as a kid.

They grew fat and happy--the horses, not the children, or Marlena for that matter.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

As far I'm concerned, being an adult is way more fun than being a kid. But then I was a kid who wanted to be an adult. I'd watch shows like 'Bewitched' and see Darren come home and mix a martini and I'd go, 'That looks awesome! I want to do that!'

I never spoke out as a kid, I was never good at it as a kid, I was always too shy but I think I have a story and would like to be good at it and tell my story.

By the time a kid goes to college, if he's taking math or science, at least he knows, or you hope he knows, some basics. But if you're teaching history in college, you have a lot of damage to undo. You basically have to start over because so much of what a kid has already learned is just wrong.

Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.

Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.

I keep a big, fat dictionary with me while writing.

It is no longer acceptable in British politics to be fat or eccentric or religious.

Mate, my fat COVID body. I won't be able to do one chin-up.

A couple of times I've gotten really angry because I was fat.

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.

I really want to move to a country where the poor people are fat.

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.

I can't wait until I get to play the fat guy in the office.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

What we've done now sits with those films that inspired me as a kid, and I hope there is a kid like myself today who is watching 'Wreck-It Ralph,' and he or she is inspired the way I was inspired when I was 5 years old, and now they'll pursue this crazy dream.

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life.