Top 1200 Fat Kid Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

On becoming a mother, I sort of feel like every kid is my kid. I really do get that sense in a much more profound way that we all are a global community and we all have to band to try and give the children of our this generation whatever tools we can to go out into this world and try and make it a better place.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

Honestly, I am fat enough. I don't need any more food.

The traditional story of economists has been to say education explains what the returns are to school. I say, 'Okay, that's fine, but what explains the education? How much is just a matter of my giving you a poor kid versus a rich kid?'

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened.

I do feel I'm responsible to carrying on the music. That's what I was charged with as a kid. When I was a little girl, I was told, 'When we are gone' - when you're a kid, you never think they'll ever be gone - 'you have to keep the music alive, the Carter Family songs, and add your own songs.'

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.

It's refreshing to have some time off from wondering whether I look fat.

When I was a kid, we had this great advantage of there being no YA books. You read kid books and then went on to adult books. When I was 12 or 13, I read all of Steinbeck and Hemingway. I thought I should read everything a writer writes.

Styles be fat like Jackie Gleason, the rest be Art Carney.

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

I absolutely didn't think, 'I am really fat, I must get thinner.'

I wore miniskirts in the days when no fat girls should have, and with total delight.

Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed.

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat.

I am resolved to grow fat, and look young till forty.

People still tell me I’m fat, but when I look in the mirror, that’s not what I see.

Writing a screenplay's not rocket science, but I was in a bar, and the bartender came up to me and said, 'I saw 'Night at the Museum,' and the thing about him and his kid brought me and my kid together.' Something like that... it's like, 'Oh, right. That's why we're doing it.'

I thought I was the coolest kid in the world, so I wound up being the coolest kid in the world.

If you love Tarzan, you can read stories from the 'Jungle Tales of Tarzan,' where he's just a kid, all the way up until he has a son of his own and beyond. Same with 'Batman' - you can follow him from Gotham, as a kid, to 'Dark Knight,' as a cranky old weirdo. I really love that.

All the years I coached, we sent a card to every professor for each kid I had, and I was able to keep track on a daily basis who cut class or who was dropping a grade average. What I did was bring that kid in at 5:00 in the morning, and he would run the stairs from the bottom to the top until I told him to quit.

That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins.

You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.

I'm a body positive, fat-loving feminist. That's who I am off-screen.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin one is wildly signalling to be let out.

It's only when I have to do some bare body shots that I cut down on fat.

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

I want a big fat woman with meat shaking on her bones.

Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

When we were filming, I thought that I was Peter Pan, you know? I thought I was the coolest kid in the world, so I wound up being the coolest kid in the world.

I want to be me, and the Arizona Cardinals know what they are getting. They are not getting a kid that is going to say stupid things and piss people off unnecessarily. They are going to get a kid that everyone knows who they are getting every single day I walk into the building.

I have to remember for every kid saying something awful, there's a kid saying something great.

The ultimate compound return rate is acutely sensitive to fat tails.

She was running from a fat man selling salvation in his hand.

She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.

Anger as soon as fed is dead- 'Tis starving makes it fat.

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.

You are not an agnostic.....You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass.

Don't want to be so fat? Then eat fewer calories - it really is that simple.

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

it's perfectly possible to hate one's fat and to love one's body at the same time.

When you're a kid, nine times out of 10, everthing is pure depending on how you grow up. Everything is new as a kid, so it's all amazing and wonderful. But as we get older, things start to lose their luster or possibly their relevance. Things don't mean as much as they did then. I know the feeling.

I'm a big kid, I'm a kid at heart, so I still love the classic family films, such as the great Warner Bros film 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' - not the remake, but the original. It's still one of the best movies, hands down, ever made, and of course that goes back to the ingenuity of the characters and the storyline.

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.

I was compared to a bird that was too fat to lift itself off the ground.

Since fat crayons, I write and display chaos. My plan is damage.