Top 1200 Fat Kid Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat.

My body fat at 173 is five percent, so the rest is just straight water that I lose.

Never stop being a kid, Richard. Never stop feeling and seeing and being excited with great things like air and engines and sounds of sunlight within you. Wear your little mask if you must to protect you from the world but if you let that kid disappear you are grown up and you are dead.

What the 'supposed 99 percent' don't realize is that they are better off if there are more fat cats, not less.

If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile and pretend to be a fat man.

I wasn't the athletic kid in my family. Both of my brothers were on athletic scholarships and my dad played semi-pro hockey. My younger brother played pro hockey. I was the music kid. But I always loved sports. I grew up around it.

At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat.

It was kind of like, 'Who's gonna wanna watch a show about four fat dudes in a pawnshop?'

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

I think with fighting you have to have a desire to achieve something. You never see a rich kid get to the top of any combat sport because they don't have the drive. All the great boxers come from the ghetto. They all had nothing. They have the desire, the hunger but the rich kid is not going to get punched in the face. Why would they?

I don't want a lot of strangers looking down at my wrinkles and my big fat belly when I'm dead.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.

I read that book Fat is a Feminist issue, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

I'm sure that my father becoming seriously ill when I was 14 had a lot to do with my going from chubby to fat.

Kids would tell me I was fat and say other mean things about my body.

I'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really.

My whole life revolved around TV as a kid. I would come home and make sure I finished my homework every night by 8 o'clock, generally so that I could sit down and watch TV from 8 to 10. As a kid, it was 'Family Ties' and 'Roseanne' and 'Growing Pains' and 'Perfect Strangers' and 'Golden Girls.' I mean, I watched everything.

After a few days, I mused, I would have no trouble. Whoever heard of a revolution of fat men?

That's just me and my own body issues - I think I'm fat and bald and old and ugly.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.

There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old.

The school I went to was a little farm school in Wannaska, student body 61 or something. There was a kid, the only black kid in our county, Dustin Byfuglien. He won the Stanley Cup a couple years back with the Blackhawks. Out of a class of 21 kids, he and I always had to be on opposite teams on everything because we were the most athletic.

A fierce and principled opposition stops a fat, complacent government from making stupid mistakes.

I like a good protein and fat breakfast, so avocado, bacon, eggs, and some veggies.

Three mornings a week, I exercise before eating - it's called 'fasted cardio' - to burn fat.

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

This was the kid who used to toddle over to my bed at 6 o’ clock in the morning every weekend morning to pull on my blankets so I’d get up and watch cartoons with him. This was the kid who once made me play Hungry Hungry Hippos for an hour straight, until I thought my hands were going to fall off from slamming down those dumb little levers to make the hippos’ heads move. This was the kid who had spent an entire days at a time begging me to play Chutes and Ladders with him. And now he was feeling too sick to play with me.

This practice of skinny actresses donning fat suits is essentially the new and acceptable blackface in Hollywood.

If you yell at a kid and he gets mad at you, you've lost him. If you yell at a kid and he gets mad at himself, then you have something.

It's easy to say that he/she is a star kid and has had it easy in Bollywood, but being a star kid is the real pressure. You have to undergo a lot of pressure, as you are being constantly compared to your parents.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

One thing I know for sure about raising children is that every single day a kid needs discipline.... But also every single day a kid needs a break.

I was a strange child. I was the kid with funny hair listening to dodgy music [...] I'd come in with my hoodie and skate-shoes, with purple hair under the hood. I got away with it because I spent all my time in the art room, so they figured I was 'artistic'. I was that kind of kid, listening to Green Day and the Deftones and all that kind of thing.

I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America.

If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm funny.

I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.

I didn't realize I was the 'fat' sister until I went on TV and the media started saying that about me.

Living a healthy lifestyle will only deprive you of poor health, lethargy, and fat.

I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat.

There are three basic ways [to use a dog to work with autistic children], one is just to be companion person and I'm thinking now more of autistic kids not somebody in a wheelchair or the dog belongs to a therapist and then it's used as an ice breaker to get the kid talking and get the kid interacting.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

I eat really well, I don't go over 165 pounds anymore because I get fat.

A world without men would consists of a bunch of fat, happy women with no crime.

I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk.

I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories.

Olympics are probably the most important thing for Russians than any other athletes in the whole world. Since I was a little kid and since everybody was a little kid, their dream was playing in Olympic Games, especially if we have a chance to represent our country in Sochi, it's unbelievable and it's going to be a great thing.

I want to be a Kid Reporter because I would like to meet interesting people, and I also love being in front of the camera! As a Kid Reporter, I would love to learn how to be a better writer and interview people.

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.

Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody.

For me, you can't be a big fat pig up there, slovenly and singing croaky and whatnot. You have to work.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".

There are many different types of bullying, being called fat and all that stuff, it bothers you. You have to deal with it.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.