Top 1200 Fat Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 11

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

I'm a body positive, fat-loving feminist. That's who I am off-screen.

People still tell me I’m fat, but when I look in the mirror, that’s not what I see.

it's perfectly possible to hate one's fat and to love one's body at the same time.

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

I wore miniskirts in the days when no fat girls should have, and with total delight.

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed.

Honestly, I am fat enough. I don't need any more food.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me.

I want a big fat woman with meat shaking on her bones.

I am resolved to grow fat, and look young till forty.

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

The only things I like are either illegal or they make me fat.

I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.

I hate a stupid man who can't talk to me, and I hate a clever man who talks me down. I don’t like a man who is too lazy to make any effort to shine; but I particularly dislike the man who is always striving for effect. I abominate a humble man, but yet I love to perceive that a man acknowledges the superiority of my sex, and youth and all that kind of thing. . . A man who would tell me that I am pretty, unless he is over seventy, ought to be kicked out of the room. But a man who can't show me that he thinks me so without saying a word about it, is a lout.

The ultimate compound return rate is acutely sensitive to fat tails.

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.

I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I don’t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity.

There's a lot of charming bigs. I don't know if it's like the fat kid on the playground or what.

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened.

Our collection of men is very antique, they stand in my list thus: A man of sense, a little rusty, a beau a good deal the worse for wearing, a coxcomb extremely shattered, a pretty gentleman very insipid, a baronet very solemn, a squire very fat, a fop much affected, a barrister learned in Coke upon Littleton, but who knows nothing of `long ways for marry as will', an heir apparent, very awkward; which of these will cast a favourable eye upon me I don't know.

I have been treated as a freak, rather like the fat lady at the circus.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

Don't want to be so fat? Then eat fewer calories - it really is that simple.

As gentle a man as he was, as tender as was his heart, there was nothing weak about Michael Hosea. He was the strongest-minded man Joseph had ever met. A Man like Noah. A Man like the Shepherd-king David. A man after God's own heart.

I can't wait to retire from acting and just sit around and get fat.

She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.

I absolutely didn't think, 'I am really fat, I must get thinner.'

You are not an agnostic.....You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass.

Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence.

what is a german? to say a man is a german, what is that? does it tell you if he is a good man? or a bad man? no, my friend, it tells you nothing about a man to say he is german. a man must think what he is inside. what he is on the outside, how can this matter?

That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins.

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.

I want to prove that a fat guy can get to 100 still working.

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.

I said to myself, 'the champion of the whole world can whoop every man in Russia, every man in America, every man in China, every man in Japan, every man in Europe - every man in the whole world'.It sounds big, didn't it? So I kept working until I did it.

I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Anger as soon as fed is dead- 'Tis starving makes it fat.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

It's only when I have to do some bare body shots that I cut down on fat.

It's refreshing to have some time off from wondering whether I look fat.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat.

Since fat crayons, I write and display chaos. My plan is damage.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?

Styles be fat like Jackie Gleason, the rest be Art Carney.

My father never was and isn't a mean man. You know, he never was ruthless. And he succeeded in life without sticking it to anybody. And that's a great example for a man, a strong man, a man's man, to give to his children. You can succeed, you can be successful, without walking over somebody.

You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person.

I need to be fit and strong, and I don't want to carry any excess fat.

I was compared to a bird that was too fat to lift itself off the ground.