Top 1200 Fat Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 12

I just wanted everybody to know that I'm not fat. I'm trying to get an eight pack.

I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine.

No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?

The time for reminiscing is after rugby. Then you can sit down and get fat.

There are a lot of fat women on TV. I know. I've made my living playing them.

I love food but due to my active lifestyle, have never been fat or flabby.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Life, if you're fat is a minefield--you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up.

The general impression about fat people is that they are romantic, funny and good dancers.

None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

I was suspended for two years and I got really fat. That was a polite way of putting it.

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?

I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.

Eating processed foods will prevent you from losing weight and shedding fat.

Burning fat efficiently boils down to one thing - building more muscle!

Even when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude.

If you cut the fat out of your diet you feel more energetic, for sure.

This New Age is marking the dawn of a new world-thought. That new thought is a new cosmic concept of the value of man to man. The whole world is discovering that all mankind is one and that the unity of man is real – not just an abstract idea. Mankind is beginning to discover that the hurt of any man hurts every man, and, conversely, the uplift of any man uplifts every man

Some things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk.

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.

When an old man and a young man work together, it can make an ugly sight or a pretty one, depending on who's in charge. If the young man's in charge or won't let the old man take over, the young man's brute strength becomes destructive and inefficient, and the old man's intelligence, out of frustration, grows cruel and inefficient. Sometimes the old man forgets that he is old and tries to compete with the young man's strength, and then it's a sad sight. Or the young man forgets that he is young and argues with the old man about how to do the work, and that's a sad sight, too.

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.

I'm the little fat cruiser weight, write me off at your peril.

I was told my whole life, you're fat, you're ugly, you're never going to amount to be anything.

It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat.

I can't wait for the time when curves and a little belly fat will be sexy again!

I've done bit parts on shows where I've been the fat girl or the punk rocker.

A man who can do everything fully consciously becomes a luminous phenomenon. He is all light, and his whole life is full of fragrance and flowers. The mechanical man lives in dark holes, dirty holes. He does not know the world of light; he is like a blind man. The man of watchfulness is really the man who has eyes.

I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat.

You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here?

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.

Lord, Madame, I have fed like a farmer; I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there

Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus.

Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough.

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be.

I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me.

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad says that the black man in America, for the past 400 years, has been like a boy in the white man's house, begging the white man for a job, for food, clothing and shelter. And then after the white man provides him with all of these things, he turns around and get - has the nerve to get angry at the white man when the white man tries to control his life.

To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.

I've got a few fat friends - well, two, it seems like more.

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.

I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.

I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments.

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies.

Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career.

I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show

I'll have a lot of wrinkles on my face, but I feel like my heart will be fat and full.

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.

I was always playing very stupid people, or the fat mate of the main girl.

All evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.

There is no escape - man drags man down, or man lifts man up.

Fat Joe ain't out here trying to battle-rap everybody in the world. That's not what I'm about.

If I were old, fat and ugly, I don't know if anybody would be interested in me.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.