Top 1200 Fat Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

A fat kitchin, a lean Will.

I was a very fat baby.

What doesn't kill you, makes you fat.

I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and I like to then walk around the mall and go, 'No! No! This wasn't what it was supposed to be about, people!' Then if there's a Santa at the mall, I walk up to him and say, 'Listen, fat man, you're just a clown at my birthday party.'

Unsaturated fat is an outrage.

Women can resist a man's love, a man's fame, a man's personal appearance, and a man's money, but they cannot resist a man's tongue when he knows how to talk to them.

The only way in which one can make endurable man's inhumanity to man, and man's destruction of his own environment, is to exemplify in your own lives man's humanity to man and man's reverence for the place in which he lives.

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

Don't underestimate this little fat boy.

Fat, Is saving our lives.

I don't believe in low-fat cooking.

I was really fat in school.

I'm a crazy fat guy. And a strange one.

I like books that are fat and full.

Fat girls aren’t real people.

I even have abdominal fat.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

I think there is a lot of fat in the government.

His lordship can eat my fat—

It's OK to say I'm fat.

I like everything that makes you fat.

There is only one way in which one can endure man's inhumanity to man and that is to try, in one's own life, to exemplify man's humanity to man.

Fat has a range of experiences.

I'm just a fat guy.

Who's your fat friend ?

I admit that I'm fat.

I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it.

I was short and fat as a child.

I was always handsome under all the fat.

He was skinning a bear. I was terrified at first, because the corpse resembled a naked man quartered between two trees. He'd created a deadfall trap over some big talus blocks and the bear had fallen in. He used the skin for something and jerked the meat. If it wasn't astonishing enough behavior in a national park, the next day he made donuts, using bear fat for grease ! Surely, by now, he's created an empire somewhere in the world.

I'm an FFH: a Formerly Fat Housewife.

I don't want to get fat.

Fat gives things flavor.

Seven Guidelines For a Healthy Diet 1. Substitute low-fat foods for high-fat foods 2. Cut down on meat-eat low on the food chain 3. Avoid salty and sugary foods 4. Cut down on sugar 5. Emphasize whole grains 6. Beware of alcohol 7. Emphasize the Healthy Five: Raw unsalted nuts and sesame seeds Sprouted seeds such as soybeans Fresh raw wheat bran and wheat germ Yogurt and kefir Fresh fruits and vegetables

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

I was rather a fat little boy.

Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.

No woman wants to have fat ankles.

I don't regret having been fat at all.

Unless a man has pity he is not truly a man. If a man has not wept at the worlds pain he is only half a man, and there will always be pain in the world, knowing this does not mean that a man shall dispair. A good man will seek to take pain out of things. A foolish man will not even notice it, except in himself, and the poor unfortunate evil man will drive pain deeper into things and spread it about wherever he goes.

I am fat, lazy and kind.

Wars are not acts of God. They are caused by man, by man-made institutions, by the way in which man has organized his society. What man has made, man can change.

I am fat and I don't care.

I was quite a fat lad.

Biggest man law - be a man. Simple: be a man, definition of being a man is being a man. And don't let your woman turn you into a little boy.

The world's fat is badly divided.

I love a big, fat duvet.

No fat batboy is invisible.

It's better to be skinny than to be fat.

It sucks being fat, you know.

In 2010, Strikeforce came to Houston, and DC was something like 5-0 or 6-0, and I'd seen him at the expo. I seen him walking around and I seen he had a pink cast on his hand, and I was like, this guy is way too fat... because he looked shorter and fatter. Because back then I was slim, I was like 235. So, I was like, man, I could take this guy.

I got fat but I was happy.

I'm a big guy, but I don't do 'I'm so fat that... ' jokes.

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!

Fat is where comedy is stored.

My love is inside me where my fat was.

Even the poor can be fat in the U.S.

Don't board with the devil if you wish to be fat.