Top 1200 Fat Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

I won't rewrite on set, but I'll just trim the fat.

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country.

You're never too fat for a new purse.

California is prejudiced about fat people.

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.

Fat free usually means it's loaded with sugar!

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

I'd never switch to man-to-man unless we were able to play good man-to-man. Ever.

I was a fat-headed guy, full of pain.

I'm the bald fat bloke off 'MasterChef.'

I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life.

I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word.

Muscle and water is critical in burning fat.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

My fat never made me less money.

A green Christmas makes a fat graveyard.

England produces the best fat actors.

One does not go to Moscow to get fat.

Almost everything I do is related to being fat.

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.

Kids are fat because of lack of parenting.

I'm totally happy with my big, fat self.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

I am increasingly of the mind that all fat is good.

I'm looking forward to getting fat and old.

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.

Economic gross is making us fat.

And I too wanted to be. That is all I wanted; and this is the last word. At the bottom of all these attempts which seemed without bounds, I find the same desire again: to drive existence out of me, to rid the passing moments of their fat, to twist them, dry them, purify myself, harden myself, to give back at last the sharp, precise sound of a saxophone note. That could even make an apologue: there was a poor man who got in the wrong world.

Mine is the least fat diet in the world.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.

Better to starve free than be a fat slave

A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.

My body type is basically not suited to be fat.

I'm not a big, fat guy so I don't have to watch what I eat.

Litigation only makes lawyers fat.

the role of the Do-Gooder is not what actors call a fat part.

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo

We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.

That fat speed that I love, that sensation, that's what I want.

A steak needs fat to taste great.

There isn't anyone out there who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady.

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

People have said I'm too fat to be a pop star.

Nobody wants a fat lead singer.

By the time a man is 35 he knows that the images of the right man, the tough man, the true man which he received in high school do not work in life.