Top 1200 Fat Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.

On the Housewives I was real chunky. In person I don't look that fat.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part.

'Curvy' is just a polite way of saying 'fat.'

Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye.

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

I think you need a little fat in your diet.

They lard their lean books with the fat of others work.

People in America are addicted to sugar and to fat and to salt.

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom.

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life.

I have an excellent body, not an extra gram of fat. A washboard stomach.

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.

We don't care what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.

I was 49 kgs in 'Viva' and I was fat shamed everyday.

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid

and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me.

I think there's a bias against fat people on network television.

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.

Curvy is just a polite way of saying fat.

Us Danes have amazing pastries, but we're not a fat nation.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

For what you call the Law is but a club of the rich over the lowest of men, sanctifying the conquest of the earth by a few and making their theft the way of things. But over and above these pitiful statutes of yours that enclose the common land and reduce us to poverty to make you fat stands the Law of Creation, which renders judgement on rich and poor alike, making them one. For freedom is the man who will thus turn the world upside down, therefore no wonder he has enemies

We are in a big, fat, ugly bubble. And we better be awfully careful.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings

Nobody ever got fat eating vegetables.

Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind.

I've lost a lot of fat and that's through weight lifting.

Lean liberty is better than fat slavery

I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

I think Weetabix and full-fat milk is what it is all about.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life

Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom.

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.

I really want to move to a country where the poor people are fat.

Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.

By His gracious condescension God became man and is called man for the sake of man and by exchanging His condition for ours revealed the power that elevates man to God through his love for God and brings God down to man because of His love for man. By this blessed inversion, man is made God by divinization and God is made man by hominization. For the Word of God and God wills always and in all things to accomplish the mystery of His embodiment.