Top 1200 Fat People Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

There's a science to ordering potatoes. Are they skinny shoestring or big, fat steak fries? You just have to let your taste buds guide you when deciding what to eat.

We're so conditioned to believe that milk does a body good and that we need enormous amounts of protein or we'll wither away. Look around, we're not withering - we're fat.

What happened to me is I gained a little weight so I could be more accessible to people. They're not like, 'Oh my God, he's, like, a male model comedian; yuck, ugh.' It's like, 'Oh, he's a little squishy; He's like me. He's accessible.' And girls are like, 'Look how cuddly he is. I just want to cuddle up in his neck fat and go to sleep.'

Laureate is a highly leveraged failing investment whose principal beneficiaries are Wall Street fat cats and billionaires - and William Jefferson Clinton.

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect.

Enclosing every thin man, there's a fat man demanding elbow-room.

Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish.

In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc.

It's no secret that my audience have always been interested in the fat loss side of what I do, but truth be told, I fell in love with training when I started weight lifting.

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

I've got the 'fat gene' in my family, so I've always got to watch what I eat.

Gertrude Stein's prose-song is a cold, black suet-pudding.... Cut it at any point, it is the same thing ... all fat, without nerve.

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

I wasn't just known as one of the singers in Little Mix, I was known as 'the fat, ugly one'.

I did WeightWatchers for a while with my then girlfriend. It worked a bit, but it's all about losing weight rather than fat, which isn't always helpful.

Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.

How you sound. How you look. Are you fat? Those are things that could be really irritating.

Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors are believed to be responsible for the acceleration of pubertal timing by obesity.

There's some great TV, but it's kind of like dessert: It's good to have once in a while, but you can't eat it all day, or you're gonna get really fat and probably die.

One of the greatest myths of all time is that so-called civilized man is no longer an animal, and for that reason can strive to disarm himself and grow fat with false concepts.

The most I would do was use the shadow tool in Photoshop to bring out the muscular rips in my stomach, which were honestly there. Beneath the fat.

When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can't help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you.

The purpose of the media is to make us all spectators, to watch. So that's why we have millions of fat children watching the games, eating and consuming and not playing themselves.

I've picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and a nice cream soda. It is fantastic. So I have to be careful or I'm going to just get really fat.

If you can afford to eat yourself fat, you can afford to pay to go to WeightWatchers if you think that is the answer.

I eat eight bags of chips in one sitting, and then nothing for a day or two. I learned that my body thought it was starving, so it would hold on to fat.

I wish James Dean would never have died. Then he'd be fat and acting on Dynasty or something. There wouldn't be this whiny-boy act that's so prevalent everywhere.

All that [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.

And there are loners in rural communities who, at the equinox, are said to don new garments and stroll down to the cities, where great beasts await them, fat and docile.

I run into guys all the time that say, 'Me and my three buddies started fat shaming each other and we collectively lost 130 pounds.'

The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat

love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving

Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

My organs are too powerful... I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.

Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?

If you call me 'fat,' it doesn't bother me because I just don't care.

Lyrically, 'less words mean more' is a pretty good rule of thumb. Try to cut out the fat and get to the meat of what you're saying.

For me, the only thing that mattered was getting married in the presence of my family and very close friends. We did not want a big fat wedding.

Who cares if there are lumps on my thighs? I'm guilty of having human legs made up of fat, muscle, and skin, and sometimes when you sit, they get bumpy!

Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill.

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.

I always had this perception that when you lift weights, you're going to get bulky and thick. I didn't realize you actually burn a lot of fat and that it trims you down.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

I especially like Ron. Sometimes you feel so sorry for him because he's always getting stuff from his brothers. And he's got a fat, lazy rat.

What kind of woman tries to fat-shame a heavily pregnant woman?

There are, of course, fat characters in books out there, some of them quite enduring and famous. But they tend to be creatures of young-adult or commercial fiction.

Those who fat shame, I want to tell them being happy has nothing to do with body weight but how one leads his or her life.

I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny.

I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

I've been fit my whole life. I'm not a fat-turned-fit story.