Top 1200 Fat Quotes & Sayings - Page 17
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Last updated on November 12, 2024.
You can tell MMA is a carb sport because it's fast; it's explosive. It's not a fat storage sport.
What kind of woman tries to fat-shame a heavily pregnant woman?
I'm not like recruiting people and starting a cult and telling people to be fat.
Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.
If you call me 'fat,' it doesn't bother me because I just don't care.
love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving
I write songs about fat girls and about men who run off to Mexico.
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.
Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
I don't care if the girl is slim or fat, I just want the girl that makes me happy.
Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.
I was made fun of for being fat from fourth or fifth grade to eighth grade. That was pretty rough.
I've been fit my whole life. I'm not a fat-turned-fit story.
I dreamed: I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good.
I do want to lose weight for my children. I don't want them to think being fat is okay.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?
When I'm on tour, I'm in really good shape. When I get home, I cook, I eat, I get fat and happy.
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.
How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Enclosing every thin man, there's a fat man demanding elbow-room.
I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.
Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.
I wasn't just known as one of the singers in Little Mix, I was known as 'the fat, ugly one'.
I have a little mantra: My fear grows fat on the energy I feed it. And if it grows very big, it probably happens.
When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.
The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat
If you can afford to eat yourself fat, you can afford to pay to go to WeightWatchers if you think that is the answer.
In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny.
Fat people are the only people you can still make fun of in this country.
I have a little mantra: 'My fear grows fat on the energy I feed it. And if it grows very big, it probably happens.'
Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.
I think my father is nearly perfect. I think he's quite handsome, except a bit fat.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
I've had people tell me I'm fat, and I'm like one of the smallest people I've met in my life.
I was very obsessed. I mean, I could tell you the fat content and the calorie content in absolutely anything.
Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
I am an archetype. There's the fat, sassy, black friend, you know? That's an archetype that exists, but that's not truly me.
I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc.
Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!
Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.
I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet.
I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat.
You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?
I've got the 'fat gene' in my family, so I've always got to watch what I eat.
I don't have a model's body. But I'm not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they're fat. I'm okay with what I have. I can rock this body, you know?
How you sound. How you look. Are you fat? Those are things that could be really irritating.
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny.
I just couldn't get into the high school scene at all. I was fat, ugly and weird. I just couldn't do the makeup and the hairdos.
Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.
My organs are too powerful... I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.
I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.
The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.
We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat.
