Top 1200 Fool Me Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

A fool can throw a stone in a pond that 100 wise men can not get out.

Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.

... but any fool knows that you don't need money to get enjoyment out of life.

It`s acceptable for men to act the fool. When women try, they`re considered aggressive and opinionated.

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

I would rather have five energetic and competent enemies than one fool friend.

Every fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.

Fine clothes may disguise, but silly words will disclose a fool

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least expect it.

A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone.

Somebody does somethin' stupid, that's human. They don't stop when they see it's wrong, that's a fool.

If the advice of a fool for once happens to be good, it requires a wise man to carry it out.

Denying the undeniable just makes you sound like a fool as well as a liar.

You have to muster a certain amount of belief that you're not making a mistake and you're not a fool. And this means you have to have faith.

You know you're a fool when what you're doing makes even the post office seem efficient.

The worst of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all men are just as easy to fool.

Thus we play the fool with the time and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us.

You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.

For you know that it's a fool who plays it cool, by making his world a little colder.

Every man is entitled to make a darn fool of himself at least once in a lifetime.

Only a fool would think the league was already won after just ten games.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror

It is sometimes necessary to play the fool to avoid being deceived by cunning men.

Many, affecting wit beyond their power, Have got to be a dear fool for an hour.

Any fool can turn a blind eye but who knows what the ostrich sees in the sand.

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.

Each and every part of the world is a snare for the fool and a means of deliverance for the wise.

It is a fool's plan to teach a man to be a cur in peace, and think that he will be a lion in war.

A cut glass English accent can fool unsuspecting Americans into detecting a brilliance that isn't there

What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?

Well then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?

RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.

Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.

I've been buying guitars since 1964, and you fool yourself into thinking it's the last one.

A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat.

It's very easy to fool yourself that you're working, you know, when you're really not working very hard. I mean, I'm very lazy. So for me, I would always have an excuse, you know, to go - quit early, go to a museum, you know. So I do everything I can to make myself remember this is a job. I keep a schedule.

She was a fool and he knew it and because he loved her it had made no difference.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.

My only mission is to look for fun, the lighter side of life. I spell it fool-osophy.

We often fool ourselves that we are concentrating because we fix our attention on wavering objects.

I perceive affection makes a fool Of any man too much the father.

A woman who is not quite a fool will forgive your being but a man, if you are surely that. . .

Any man can make a mistake; only a fool keeps making the same one.

There is an increasing market for mental hospital stuff. I am a fool if I don't relive it, recreate it.

A dream is a telegram from the hidden world...Only a fool or an illiterate person ignores it.

My teacher in the seventh grade told me that if I didn't fool around during class, I could have 15 minutes at the end of the day to do a comedy routine. Instead of bugging everybody, I'd figure out my routine. And at the end of the day, I'd get to perform in front of my entire class. I thought it was really smart of her. It's amazing how important that was.

Never try to fool children, they expect nothing, and therefore see everything.

Only a fool is interested in other people's guilt, since he cannot alter it. The wise man learns only from his own guilt. He will ask himself: Who am I that all this should happen to me? To find the answer to this fateful question he will look into his own heart.

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works.

I'm interested in women's health because I'm a woman. I'd be a darn fool not to be on my own side.

I have always observed that to succeed in the world one should appear like a fool but be wise.

In the world we live in, one fool makes many fools, but one sage only a few sages.

When you have twin four-year-olds, you are able to dance like a fool, often. And I do.

I've got to be aware of what's going on. I can't drink too much or make a fool of myself.

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

A tree doesn't make a thunderstorm, but any fool knows where lightning's going to strike.

I think the kicks in Wing Chun are enough. It´s much easier to use your hands than to use your feet. Your hand is able to reach your opponent long before your foot. Why take the long way to attack (circle), when there is a much more direct method of attack? If you are using your hands, then your opponent can´t see a kick coming if you have to use it. When you teach Kung Fu, you can fool a lot of people, but not yourself. You can make like a movie and do many complicated movements and kicks, but you only fool yourself as to whether that would work in a real situation of life and death.