Top 276 Fork Quotes & Sayings

If this is the end of the world, give me a fork and a knife.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

But one day I woke up and heard myself saying, I am a fork being used to eat cereal. I am not a spoon. I am a fork. And I can’t help people eat cereal any longer.

A broken spoon may be a fork in disguise.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

Burroughs called his greatest novel Naked Lunch, by which he meant it's what you see on the end of a fork. He's a writer of enormous richness whose books are a kind of attempt to blow up this cozy conspiracy, to allow us to see what's on the end of the fork . . . the truth.

But - drive out prejudice with a pitch-fork it will ever return.

It seems that for many the cure to acne is at the end of their fork, not in a prescription pad.

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.

The fork was invented sometime in the fifteenth century, I believe.” “Really?” she asked. “Were you there?” His features blank, he looked up and asked, “What, for the invention of the fork or the fifteenth century?

Food is much better off the hand than the fork.

Every life has forks in the road. And sometimes, the tines of that fork stab deep.

No rule of etiquette is of less importance than which fork we use.

Violence begins with the fork.

You're not making a decision if you come to a fork in the road. There is no 'it' to take. It's one or the other.

The fork is the most powerful tool ever placed in our hands.

You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.

A dozen times a day we come to a fork in the road and must decide which way we will go. It is important to get our ultimate objectives clearly in mind so that we do not become distracted at each fork in the road by the irrelevant questions: Which is the easier or more pleasant way? Or, Which way are others going?

the devil does not have a fork Brianna, he has a whip

The shorter the chain between raw food and fork, the fresher it is and the more transparent the system is.

When I try to analyze my own cravings, motives, actions and so forth, I surrender to a sort of retrospective imagination which feeds the analytic faculty with boundless alternatives and which causes each visualized route to fork and re-fork without end in the maddeningly complex prospect of my past.

If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in need of a fork!

If my dinner was really hot, I'd put my fork up to my eye and look at my little brother through the steam coming off the food. He'd say: 'Mum, he's looking at me through his fork again.' It sent him insane.

Forks often arise from differences of opinion in the direction of a project. And tokens are increasingly a mechanism for voting on changes to their protocols. Since the point of a fork is to try a new path, the new fork may not want to port all of the prior holders opposed to trying the new path the fork was created to take.

I'm a tuning fork, tense and twanging all the time.

For a smart material to be able to send out a more complex signal it needs to be nonlinear. If you hit a tuning fork twice as hard it will ring twice as loud but still at the same frequency. That's a linear response. If you hit a person twice as hard they're unlikely just to shout twice as loud. That property lets you learn more about the person than the tuning fork.

Vienna, to me it was the tuning fork for the entire world. Saying the word Vienna was like striking a tuning fork and then listening to find what tone it called forth in the person I was talking to. It was how I tested people. If there was no response, this was not the kind of person I liked. Vienna wasn't just a city, it was a tone that either one carries forever in one's soul or one does not. It was the most beautiful thing in my life. I was poor, but I was not alone, because I had a friend.

I once used a fork to comb my hair because there was a time when I didn't own a hairbrush.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?

Stick a fork in him. He's done.

Drive out Nature with a fork, she comes running back.

Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork.

Eating soup with a fork: slow and messy.

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

To be successful you can't show up to the potluck with just a fork.

The most violent weapon on earth is the table fork.

Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.

Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound.

I was forced to go to Cotillion when I was in seventh grade. So I learned what fork is what and dance steps.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

I'm always fascinated by people when they reach that fork in the road, where they can make a moral choice.

Kids today and for the last 20 years have held the fork and knife in unbelievable ways. They hold the fork with a fist and the knife like a saw and they shovel it in. It doesn't matter to them which way they hold their knife and fork. They eat every which way. I'm amazed they get food into their mouths at all.

When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose.

It is possible that Bitcoin will fork at some point. The question is whether or not it'll be a contentious fork. This process is a good thing in the long term, though potentially disruptive in the short term.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?

The life of expression is the tuning fork by which we find our way to the sacred.

In Einstein's equation, time is a river. It speeds up, meanders, and slows down. The new wrinkle is that it can have whirlpools and fork into two rivers. So, if the river of time can be bent into a pretzel, create whirlpools and fork into two rivers, then time travel cannot be ruled out.

I began to wonder why we cuddle some animals and put a fork in others.

Nobody from Cane Fork ever got on television before.

When you face a fork in the road, step on the exhilarator!

You can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man

Thin people release the fork, and they chew the food with the fork on the table. They chew their food slowly. They look around at each other or the wall or a picture. They listen to the music. They sit back and take a breath. They do something other than concentrate on shoving the food into their body.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

Everything revolves around the fork.

Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.