Top 1200 French Fries Quotes & Sayings

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.

I stay away from sweets. I'll treat myself here and there, but I'll stay away from fried foods, but I love French fries. I'll treat myself once a week to some French fries.

Hey, I used to eat at McDonald's: I liked the taste of the food, especially the French fries.

I'm fine being addicted to chocolate and French fries.

French fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody's afraid of French fries.

I really like hamburgers and French fries, and I don't consider myself some kind of gourmand.

Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.

Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.

I always try to slip healthy things by my kids. I give them sweet potato French fries and fake chicken nuggets.

Sunday's my day off, where I eat whatever I want. I don't not let myself have something. I do love French fries and bread.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Even if I'm eating healthy, I let myself indulge with french fries. That's my favorite thing. You only live once!

I try to have no absolute nos. I love french fries, I like a good burger, and I like pie. And that's okay.

I'm sort of agnostic. I grew up Catholic and switched to Episcopalian in college because I sang in churches to have money to buy pizza and french fries.

French fries and vino are my vices.

In New York I pretty much live in diners - I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee.

I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars.

My weakness is pizza, any form of carbohydrate. I like junk carbohydrates, I like cheap greasy cheeseburgers, quality french fries.

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.

It’s much easier not to know things sometimes. And to have french fries with your mom be enough.

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

I like French fries," I say. I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.

Ketchup tastes good on steak. French fries. Steak and french fries - ketchup. Don't get me started.

French fries. I have been obsessed with them since I was born. I like big, big steak fries, curly fries, seasoned fries - any kind!

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

How's this for a headline? 'French fries'.

Sometimes it's just 'Oh my God, I love the taste of fried oysters on French bread with mayonnaise and an order of French fries.' I'm not going to lie to you - I deal with that temptation every single day, many times.

I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.

I'm a sucker for French fries - I love that they're salty!

I like junk food, French fries, hamburgers - I love it.

I always had a thin frame, but when you hit 40 and eat french fries three days in a row, it's like, 'What happened?'

A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.

Show me a person who doesn't like french fries and we'll swap lies.

When I'm on a strict eating regimen, at some point I have to have French fries, a cheeseburger and some pizza. And Oreos and vanilla ice cream!

I lived in Italy for two months when I was in college. And I traveled to Paris. I traveled to Egypt. I traveled to Spain. I just would travel a lot. I remember going to Paris and saying, speaking French, 'I would like some chicken and some fries.' And just the chicken and fries was, oh my gosh, just so amazing. I became intrigued and inspired.

I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Cooking for my son is a challenge. I have to feed him right. He can't eat French fries and candy every day.

I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge on the weekends and eat french fries and pizza.

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.

Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg lettuce.

I have ten bucks in my pocket - what to spend it on? French fries - ten dollars' worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.

The reason my kids like McDonald's is that they always know what they're going to get. It's not gourmet food, but the french fries they order in Indianapolis are just like the french fries they order in Tampa. Wherever they get McDonald's fries, they know it will be the same. That's what McDonald's does.

I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney's burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries.

Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

The problem is that we let special-occasion food become everyday food. That goes for soda and french fries.

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

I like French fries; I like mashed. I love potatoes.

Certain foods no longer agree with me. If I eat French fries, I might feel sick to my stomach.

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

If I could eat French fries every day of my life, I would.

My sisters started to cook at nine and, being one of the youngest, I wanted in on it, too, so I began at six on potato-peeling duty as french fries were my thing.

The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.

One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very powerful government officials had decided to change the name of “french fries” to “freedoom fries” and “french toast” to “freedom toast”. It was impressive. I wanted to write a letter to them just to thank them, just for proving globally that they were absolute imbeciles.

I'm kind of a low-key guy. The spotlight doesn't suit me. I'm more of a side dish--cole slaw or French fries or a Wham! backup singer.

If my kids want to have fries, you know what, I'm gonna let my kids have fries. If they are active and if they're moving, there's nothing wrong with having some fries.

I am a child of America. If ever I'm sent to Death Row for my revolutionary 'crimes,' I'll order as my last meal: a hamburger, french fries, and a coke.