Top 578 Funeral Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on September 19, 2024.
My biggest blast-off hit was "You Raise Me Up." If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick.
Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral.
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
I'm not allergic to fashion. I'm just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they're going to a funeral or to court.
You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business.
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.
One of the things that was most shocking to me about starting to work in the funeral industry is just how industrial the environment is.
It's a good thing Kerry's dead, because that funeral would've sent him over the edge," Henry said.
I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there with my camera.
During my grandma's funeral, I looked over once and saw my mom crying, and I felt so bad for her.
I tweeted that I wanted Little Mix's 'Touch' played at my funeral - I think that'd be a great song to send me into the abyss.
In the United States, large corporations control some members of Congress. All this does is delay the corporation's funeral at our expense.
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole family.
When Malcolm X was assassinated I was working at the Apollo. They brought his body to the Unity Funeral Home, which was around the corner.
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
In the United States large corporations control some members of Congress. All this does is delay the corporation’s funeral at our expense.
If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists.
My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick.
The Bible is not a script for a funeral service, but it is the record of God always bringing life where we expected to find death. Everywhere it is the story of resurrection.
ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
For sure, the funeral industry seems intensely cynical to me and I don't think it is HELPING people mourn.
In our society, any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death.
At times, I pity my comedian image. People start laughing seeing me even in funeral processions.
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.
I'm a big Arcade Fire fan. I love the way they make records - 'Funeral' being my favorite.
Many species of wit are quite mechanical; these are the favorites of witlings, whose fame in words scarce outlives the remembrance of their funeral ceremonies.
I've had some really big hits with 'Groundhog Day' and 'Michael,' 'Multiplicity,' 'Four Weddings and a Funeral.'
Nothing is truer in a sense than a funeral oration: It tells precisely what the dead man should have been.
An elephant funeral makes me weep every time, and so does an ad with a kid leaving home for college.
Perhaps the wind Wails so in winter for the summers dead, And all sad sounds are nature's funeral cries For what has been and is not.
I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering!
Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say.
If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?
We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed.
Every morning I walk by a funeral home, and that's my productivity hack for how to make sure your to-do list is properly prioritized.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
At my funeral, someone had better touch up my lips and foundation before they close the casket. That's not a beauty tip. It's a formal request.
The saddest face I ever saw on Martin Luther King was at the funeral of the four little girls slain in Birmingham, Alabama.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own.
Life for the majority of the population.
Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds.
Culminating in a cheap funeral.
Every virtue has its privilege: for example, that of contributing its own little bundle of wood to the funeral pyre of one condemned.
So die as though your funeral
Ushered you through the doors that led
Into a stately banquet hall
Where heroes banqueted.
After Margaret Thatcher's funeral, I spoke at a tribute meeting organised by her supporters in a pub next to St Paul's.
I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I've had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral.
I order that my funeral ceremonies be extremely modest, and that they take place at dawn or at the evening Ave Maria, without song or music.
My legacy to me is-when I drop dead and they're at my funeral - I want my three kids to get up and say, 'He's an awesome dad'.
The funeral business is so manipulative emotionally. I would want to be thrown into the sea or burned - something that's not a big hassle.
To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.
What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America to attend her funeral.
Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he'll ride to his own funeral.
In New Orleans, we celebrate everything. It's probably the only place you'll see people dancing in a funeral home.
Cheerfulness is the daughter of employment; and I have known a man come home in high spirits from a funeral, merely because he has had the management of it.
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.
A funeral is for those left behind. Sometimes, one wonders if the weeping is more out of fear for ourselves than it is sympathy for the deceased.
