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Last updated on September 19, 2024.
I love songs because by nature they are concise; they sum up. I try to use as few words as possible. It's usually funnier that way, anyway.
Apparently, I am a bit of an exaggerator when I tell stories. But I don't call them lies; I say they are better, funnier truths.
I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
'Ex-Boyfriend' is a really funny story that is that much funnier when you have visuals attached to it as opposed to just hearing it. I couldn't let a song like that go un-videoed.
I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version.
Nothing is funnier than a true story told by a bitter old black man.
Ceawlin is good at both business and the fun side. We laugh at the same old jokes, and the boys get funnier every day.
It's much funnier when the comedy can happen with me just trying my best to genuinely do a good thing.
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world.
There's nothing funnier than religion. Try explaining it to a kid. I had it all wrong when I was a kid.
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?
More eccentric characters can push pretty far, but if you stay on the side of reality, it's always funnier.
We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter.... It's the way friends make love to one another.
I try not to listen to the other comedians performing before me because they will probably be funnier than me.
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.
The older I get the funnier I get...Think what I'll save in not having my face lifted.
I like my stationery to be funnier, like, 'Here's my note, and it's an elephant with a lady smoking a cigarette on top.'
Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be.
I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
The truth is, if I was maybe better or funnier or prettier, wouldn't I have starred in a movie? I can see it objectively as a businesswoman - if no one's buying your product, then there's not a desire for it.
I first came across Dada at art school in the early 80s. It was funnier and more anarchic than anything else I discovered. And it didn't always have to make sense.
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone.
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
That takes a lot of confidence to let your actors come up with something that could be theoretically funnier than what you had envisioned originally.
I do love situational comedy, clowning, and slapstick; I approach that with a lot of respect. The goofier you are, it doesn't mean you're going to be funnier.
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
I have pretty unsophisticated tastes; I enjoy the videos on 'You've Been Framed' a lot - I don't think there's much that's funnier than people falling over. I prefer that to Bill Hicks.
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier.
I just find there's nothing funnier and more scary than a delusional man who thinks they're the center of the universe, and in fact they're not.
I'll tell you what 'The Simpsons' is really good at. They'll describe something, you don't see it, and it's funnier when you describe it.
Preston Sturges is one of my favorites. I learned about dialogue and timing from him - louder, faster, funnier. But I do love Mel Brooks.
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.
If you can socialize from the privacy of your desk at night in a dark room, you can be a smoother, cooler, funnier, sexy, more everything person than you actually are in real life.
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.
It's funny because from the time I was a kid, I knew what I was going to do. What's even funnier is that my dad and my grandfather didn't want me to work at the pawn shop, but I was deadset on it.
When I go out with my mates I'm never the centre of attention. Most of them, and they're probably right, keep telling me they're funnier than I am and I'm nicking their life.
Obviously, my stuff has been more in the comedy realm, and I really believe that if I'm laughing behind the camera, then I think the film will be funnier.
I needed to start pulling at this other sort of funnier, lighter side. So I auditioned for everything. I auditioned for 'Friends,' even.
I'm thankful my parents obliged me to live with the unvarnished truth: I might not have been a looker, but I was a better speller than the prettiest girl in my class, and I was funnier, too.
Life doesn't get easier but it does get funnier.
I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.
Learning a game and doing something wrong is sometimes funnier than being good at it.
I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' written on my passport. That's even funnier.
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.
The more I become comfortable in my own skin, I think the funnier I become.
It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.
Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out.
There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.
Your country becomes funnier the further you are from it. I remember seeing Boris Johnson on the news when I was in Hong Kong, and he looked so much more ridiculous.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is like a hero, to have played different comedic roles. She gets sexier, funnier, and better with time.
If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no better example of that than 'Monty Python.'
My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a laugh a minute, my father.
The older you get, I have to say, the funnier you find life. That's the only way to go.
Women, a lot of the time, are so much funnier than men, but they just choose not to do comedy for a living.
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.
I'm funnier now because I'm braver and less full of hate, so everything is even more ridiculous than it was before.
It's getting funnier because everybody's categories are disintegrating, and the cult of political correctness dictates that we never point out that other people don't make sense.
