Top 385 Funniest Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated on December 19, 2024.
I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.
I think 'lunch' is one of the funniest words in the world.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
I work with some of the funniest writers in the country.
I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.
I get a call from my sister. They go, 'We met the funniest, funniest doctor in Newport Beach.' And they introduced me to Dr. Terry Dubrow.
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.
I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it.
I'm constantly looking for humour in the news. The funniest things are in the minutiae.
I think Matt Shively is one of the funniest humans in the world.
Well, Jen and Josh are the two funniest people on set. They're absolutely insane. If you put them together, it's just a disaster, But, I mean, it's so much fun! They're both probably the funniest people on set.
Comedy-wise, I think Chris Elliott is one of the funniest people.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
The funniest rumour that I've heard about myself is that I am gay.
I was named DC's funniest celebrity.
The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.
I have to say Tim Thomerson is one of the funniest people I've ever met.
I still maintain that Looney Tunes is the funniest program ever made.
Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.
The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
Some of my funniest thoughts come to me while I'm taking a shower.
People are going to label you anyway, but the one that bugs me the most is when they say, 'One of the funniest female comedians.' There's s no 'funniest male comedians.' You're either a funny comedian, or you're not!
As in, I think 'Badlands' is one of the funniest films of all time: 'Every day I wish I was carried off to a magical land, but that never happened' is one of the funniest lines in any film.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.
'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.
Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.
I am one of the funniest people on the planet.
I just find anyone who's arrogant and pompous is always the funniest for me.
The funniest people are the saddest once
My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.
The funniest thing that happened was that my dog got recognized but not me.
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.
Jerry Trainor is one of the funniest people on the planet.
You shone like a star. The funniest, wisest writer & the finest friend
I talk about my life; it is the funniest thing I can think of.
I strive for honesty because I think that's where the funniest stuff comes from.
What I try to do is always get the newest, funniest people in anything.
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.
Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.
But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.
OK, my funniest tech I ever got in the NBA was for looking at a ref.
I go out with my mates and after a drink they'll ask, 'How are you a comedian? You're not the funniest among us,' And they're right - I'm not even the funniest in our house.
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
As in, I think 'Badlands' is one of the funniest films of all time: "Every day I wish I was carried off to a magical land, but that never happened" is one of the funniest lines in any film.
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.
[Vincent Price] was the funniest damn guy I ever met.
George Hamilton is one of the funniest men I have ever known.
The funniest people are usually the best actors, I believe.
Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.
The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
There's all kinds of theories among the cartoonists: start with funniest, end with funniest.
The funniest things are the forbidden.
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences.
If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all.
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
