Top 760 Funniest Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

I wanted to do something inspirational for my children.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

The funniest people are the saddest once

As in, I think 'Badlands' is one of the funniest films of all time: "Every day I wish I was carried off to a magical land, but that never happened" is one of the funniest lines in any film.

If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all.

Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.

'Ebony' is very inspirational and aspirational to its readers.

As in, I think 'Badlands' is one of the funniest films of all time: 'Every day I wish I was carried off to a magical land, but that never happened' is one of the funniest lines in any film.

The modernist writers found despair inspirational.

Jerry Trainor is one of the funniest people on the planet.

The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.

Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.

I have amazing friends who have led inspirational lives.

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.

Sport is something that is very inspirational for young people.

Motivated teams are the key to success at every startup, yet I still know entrepreneurs who gave an inspirational speech to kick off the quarter but haven't been heard from since, or don't realize that their actions are often more demotivating than inspirational.

Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.

When I am working out, I listen to inspirational speeches.

The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

I get a call from my sister. They go, 'We met the funniest, funniest doctor in Newport Beach.' And they introduced me to Dr. Terry Dubrow.

I go out with my mates and after a drink they'll ask, 'How are you a comedian? You're not the funniest among us,' And they're right - I'm not even the funniest in our house.

There's all kinds of theories among the cartoonists: start with funniest, end with funniest.

I was named DC's funniest celebrity.

We would not - from here - counsel anyone to be guided by influences from without. ... If these come as in inspirational writings from within, and not as guidance from others - that is different ... the inspirational may develop the soul of the individual, while the automatic may rarely reach beyond the force that is guiding or directing.

Well, Jen and Josh are the two funniest people on set. They're absolutely insane. If you put them together, it's just a disaster, But, I mean, it's so much fun! They're both probably the funniest people on set.

The hymn 'Amazing Grace' is so inspirational - I wish I'd written it.

I've been very lucky and fortunate to meet people that are very inspirational in their spirits, too, and not just as filmmakers - in their personal life. I mean, Steven Spielberg is very inspirational just to sit down and talk for an hour, like Ingmar Bergman was. They know so much about life and, you know, movie-making, so it's just wonderful to be around those people.

I view art as an inspirational tool.

Space is an inspirational concept that allows you to dream big.

I surround myself with inspirational quotations.

I'm not an inspirational quote kind of person.

The flow of Guiness into the studio was inspirational as well as nutritive.

It's inspirational to see someone who is dying smile.

If we get out there trying to be inspirational, then we probably won't be.

The funniest people are usually the best actors, I believe.

Ultimately, the film [Dream of Life] is inspirational.

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The most inspirational person in my life has been my mother.

I'm lucky to have so many supportive, inspirational people in my life.

Inspirational leadership connects to a highly motivated workforce which, in turn, means inspirational results

Benazir Bhutto was an inspirational leader and an inspirational woman.

It is so inspirational, to see that in the world of Westeros, men are answering to women, and they are a force to be reckoned with. It's empowering, and it's inspirational as well, because you're just like, 'This is great!'

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.

You always draw inspiration from your family or your parents if they've proven to be inspirational. My mother is someone who's always been inspirational to me.

I work with some of the funniest writers in the country.

For me, it was all about working with an inspirational filmmaker.

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

Ajamu Baraka is very inspirational.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

We should get into the habit of reading inspirational books, looking at inspirational pictures, hearing inspirational music, associating with inspirational friends.

People are going to label you anyway, but the one that bugs me the most is when they say, 'One of the funniest female comedians.' There's s no 'funniest male comedians.' You're either a funny comedian, or you're not!

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.

I think 'lunch' is one of the funniest words in the world.