Top 1200 Funniest Thing Quotes & Sayings - Page 12
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Last updated on December 20, 2024.
The only thing on my mind right now is trying to win the whole thing.
I've wanted one thing in my life. I don't want to be that girl that gets that one thing then complains.
You can't just be in one thing and be comfortable in that one thing. You have to understand multiple things and how they all connect.
The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
Pace is the most important thing. That is the one thing that I have had throughout my whole career.
A very important thing is not to make up your mind that you are any one thing.
Price is a crazy and incalculable thing, while Value is an intrinsic and indestructible thing.
It wasn't the muso thing that got me recognition in the beginning. It was doing 'Wild Thing.'
The very thing you fear could be the best thing to ever happen to you
It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed.
There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.
Love is the thing that you pursue because it's the thing that gives you all this life, or you believe that, anyway.
The hardest thing in comedy is to have the biggest laugh at the end, and it’s the most satisfying thing.
I've just been trying to improve - it's a not a deliberate thing to focus on one thing.
Smoke screens are my favorite thing to do. After that catch, I feel, is my thing.
When you're an athlete, the one thing you're concerned about is injury, because that's the No. 1 thing that can take you out.
The thing that you think is imperfect about you, is the thing that makes you who you are. It separates you from everybody else.
It's better to do a dull thing with style than a dangerous thing without it.
The hardest thing about being a manga-ka is that it's a weekly thing.
Have a healthy mental attitude; that's the most important thing and the best thing you can do for yourself.
There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy.
I focus on one thing and one thing only - that's trying to win as many championships as I can.
One thing I've learned about his business is this whole 'plan thing' - it doesn't work.
It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to teach and mentor others.
If God's people are to be living examples of one thing, that thing ought to be - it must be - compassion.
I never write with constraints, which I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing.
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.
I think our danger is that we talk one thing, and we feel and act another thing.
The art of living is always to make a good thing out of a bad thing.
Keep it simple. Let's do the obvious thing -the common thing- but let's do it uncommonly well.
The thing that doesn't fit is the thing that's the most interesting: the part that doesn't go according to what you expected.
A dead thing goes with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.
The interesting thing about the Green New Deal is it wasn't originally a climate thing at all.
The only thing I know is everything you love will die.
To walk around with an ego is a bad thing. To have confidence in yourself is a great thing.
Mental Toughness is doing the right thing for the team when it's not the best thing for you.
I think the only thing that is in my hands is to look good, and that is one thing I will do for sure.
Photographing is an emotional thing, a graceful thing. Photography allows me to wander with a purpose.
All human love is a holy thing, the holiest thing in our experience.
Do the wise thing and the kind thing too, and make the best of us and not the worst.
We are eating too much of the wrong thing, and not enough of the right thing
One thing every Army pilot knows is that there is no such thing as a routine mission.
The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.
To every separate person a thing is what he thinks it is – in other words, not a thing, but a think.
It's the same thing in a way, although writing a book is a very solitary thing.
I have my own thing that I do really well, but it's not singing. It's more of a screaming-type thing.
Velocity is one thing, but the thing that worries me is my ball-strike ratio is about 1-to-1.
Inclusion and fairness in the workplace . . . is not simply the right thing to do; it's the smart thing to do.
I always thought the Bible was more of a salad thing, you know, but it isn't. It's a chocolate thing.
The important thing is to do the right thing. Then credibility will follow.
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
People who think dying is the worst thing don't know a thing about life.
Everybody has their thing that they're truthful about. My thing is just a love of God... so that's what I'm going to do.
Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself.
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
I have this thing in the back of my brain that dares me to think of the most disturbing thing.
High speed Internet access isn't a nice thing to have, it's a necessary thing to have.
What's interesting about the movie and characters is that they're one thing to the world and another thing in their heads.
Belief is a good thing in principle, but an annoying thing in human beings.
