Top 1200 Funniest Thing Quotes & Sayings - Page 13

There is no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate what a thing is worth to you.

Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

At that moment he knew one thing. The only thing that mattered. He loved her.

It is one thing to drive a Formula 1 car, and it is another thing to actually race it.

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.

Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright

If you are in love-that's a good thing-that's about the best thing that can happen to anyone.

Instead of doing the best thing, we sometimes have to settle for the rightest thing.

It is clear that not in one thing alone, but in many ways equality and freedom of speech are a good thing.

I have learned one thing: the only thing you can change about your husband is the way he dresses.

The ability of the theist to misunderstand a thing is directly proportional to the obviousness of the thing.

I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.

It's one thing to be religious, but it's another thing to make religion your policy.

This is what Steve Jobs understood: Brands are defined not by the best thing on the product but by the worst thing.

It's one thing to make something, and then it's another thing to put it in front of other people.

When one thing ends, you put it away and start from scratch on the next thing.

I think it's really easy to just get caught up in what everyone else is doing, so I think the most important thing to remember is to be really strong in your own shoes. That is the main thing for me. The one thing that kind of gets in my way sometimes is when I'm a little too aware of everybody else.

I think I have to work to write a happy song. I write them carefully; they're simple and they're about when it's fun to walk down the street. You know? Because that's the best thing about when you're happy. It's just one little thing that makes you happy, and you're making friends. The kind of thing I can do is capture this moment.

There’s no such thing as handsome princes, she told herself. There’s no such thing as happily ever after.

The only way to do the human rights thing is to do the right thing medically.

I'll tell you one thing, though. It's a terrible thing to be a disappointment to a good woman.

If I'm working on one thing, then that's all that there is going on, and there's no such thing as a side project to me. It's 100 percent.

When you're old, you are more certain of who you are, and that may be a good thing or a bad thing.

It is a brave and stupid thing, a beautiful thing, to waste one's life for love.

The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you can't fake it.

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift.

They don't actually want you to do your own thing, not unless it's their thing too.

People think the end of a relationship is a bad thing, but it can be a natural thing.

Stress is the worst thing. That's the ultimate demise of any good thing.

Often, the thing we pursue most passionately is but a substitute for the one thing we really want and cannot have.

Lumps are caused by one thing and one thing alone - the improper addition of a starch.

There's no such thing as trends. There's no such thing as style, even. It's just whatever you feel.

I never really expected "Hurricane" to be censored and banned around the world, but I think the good thing that came from it was that it created a dialogue, a conversation, a debate and a discussion. And that's a great thing. It brought all of us together in a unique way. And it made us look a little deeper in ourselves. I think it's a good thing.

Our belief or disbelief of a thing does not alter the nature of the thing.

Continuity is a wonderful thing, and it is a very rare thing in show business.

The artist's task consists of making one thing of many, and a world from the smallest part of a thing.

Raising the minimum wage is the right thing to do, but it's a popular thing to do as well.

For me, the biggest thing is someone who's kind. I'm not into the bad-boy thing.

However things may seem, no evil thing is success and no good thing is failure.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

The most important thing, the thing that unites all of us, is that we can INSPIRE and CHALLENGE one another TO BE BETTER.

The thing that I want to do, the most important thing to me is winning. How we do it, I really don't care.

That's the biggest thing we're excited about: to be in America and have shows sell out is an incredible thing.

You know, like when you look in the mirror and the thing you see is not the thing as it really is.

The very next thing you need to be doing is the thing that terrifies you the most.

I am a hell raiser. I do my own thing. And I believe what I do is the right thing.

The most important thing about a person is always the thing you don't know.

President Carter famously said the hostages were the first thing he thought about in the morning and the last thing he thought about at night. It was a downright foolish thing to say, because it made the people holding the hostages realize that they had an awful lot of influence over the United States.

The only thing to do is to go one's own way, to try one's best, to make the thing live.

Playing live is great, but it's not a creative thing, really. It's a reproductive thing.

In reality there is no such thing as an inflation of prices, relatively to gold. There is such a thing as a depreciated paper currency.

Investing in women is not only the right thing to do, but also the smart thing to do.

Love is a fluxuating thing, not a fixed thing. That's why we don't understand what's happening.

It's one thing to think about something, but it's another thing to actually feel it.

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

The next best thing to saying a good thing yourself is to quote one.

There is no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate what a thing is worth to you.

Forgiveness, quite frankly, is the most selfish thing you can do. Because it is the greatest thing you can do for yourself.

This soldiering thing sadly deadens that very good thing, humanity.

So chess is kind of this nice thing that I have no real aspiration for. It's just a frivolous thing I can enjoy.