Top 1200 Funniest Thing Quotes & Sayings - Page 14

…There are times when something is asked of us, and we find we must do it. There is no calculation involved, no measure of the necessity of the thing itself, the action that must be performed. There is simply an acknowledgment that we will do the thing in question, and then the thing is done, often at considerable personal cost. " "What goes into these decisions? What tiny factors, invisible, in the jutting edges of personality and circumstance, contribute to this inevitability?

The first thing I got was a jet. And it's the last thing I'd get rid of if I go bankrupt.

I realized we're all perfectly imperfect, which was a big thing. Perfectionism, to me, was an important thing.

To lose your last remaining parent is the toughest thing. It is a very lonely thing.

If you want to do one good thing in the world, the best thing you can do is give other people joy.

It is one thing to show your child the way, and a harder thing to then stand out of it

Whether you succeed or not is irrelevant, there is no such thing. Making your unknown known is the important thing.

...The body is affected by the image of the thing, in the same way as if the thing were actually present.

The thing, in general, about being a good person is just do the right thing as often as possible.

Love has always been the most important thing to me and the thing by which my life is guided.

If your house is on fire and you can only escape with your life and one thing, what one thing would you take out of your house? I got to think my laptop is the one thing that is totally irreplaceable. Either that or my son. Laptop. I'll go laptop.

If you look at the whole thing, I think the most gratifying thing is my kids, without a doubt.

Given a conjecture, the best thing is to prove it. The second best thing is to disprove it. The third best thing is to prove that it is not possible to disprove it, since it will tell you not to waste your time trying to disprove it. That's what Gödel did for the Continuum Hypothesis.

The whole celebrity thing is not something I'm overly interested in. I don't pop up at parties. It's just not my thing.

That's the cool thing about relationships. You're relating to someone else. It's another thing to balance who you are off of.

The interesting thing is the field is so big - it's enormous. One thing a modern civilization needs is energy.

If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.

I think diversity and multiculturalism on TV and on the screen is such a powerful thing. And to be honest, it's a very American thing.

It's one thing to have the attitude of enlightenment and another thing to act in an enlightened way, which is conduct or activity.

The first thing, the main thing, about how I work is I need to understand the character.

All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life.

I believe the human mind is a very fallible thing, but it's the only thing that I can really know, I guess.

I don't believe in the very concept of "first thing in the morning." I'm a "third thing in the afternoon" fellow.

I think each thing in a way acts as a stepping - stone for whatever the next thing is.

I think that for the position that I'm in the strongest thing that I can do is produce pieces that are exactly the thing that I want them to be.

What I don't like about America is not necessarily an American thing; it's a capitalist thing. This is the Vatican of capitalism.

I get so sick of people asking: "What's your demographic?" Or: "Oh we've got to aim this at..." No, you have to aim it at you. You do the thing you would love... make the thing you would love and be proud of. There's enough people in the world that, if you do that and do it well as a single vision, they'll go: "That's my favourite thing ever!"

My whole thing is, you listen to the actor and help them bring out their best thing.

The important thing is authoring a game for an audience that will enjoy the experience. That's a tough thing to do.

I shall do one thing in this life-one thing certain-this is, love you, and long of you, and keep wanting you till I die.

The only time a message (label) can scare us is if we think there is such a thing, and that such a thing is a disgrace.

You never really know why you become an actor: it's a visceral thing, an emotional thing.

I'm trying to teach people not to be selfish. That's the thing. If you have a good thing share it. Of course we're not in a sexual relationship.

I think if you decide that any book is about Only One Thing you're probably wrong. Even if that thing is in there.

I am not a multi-tasker. When I do one thing, I fully concentrate on it and leave the other thing aside.

The thing about covers is that the first thing you're going to notice is the vocals, because it's not the same person.

Eat bitter, taste sweet," Frank said. "I hate that proverb." "But it's true. What do they call it these days---no pain, no gain? Same concept. You do the easy thing, the appealing thing, the peaceful thing, mostly it turns out sour in the end. But if you take the hard path---ah, that's how you reap the sweet rewards. Duty. Sacrifice. They mean something.

I do not believe that the solution to our problem is simply to elect the right people. The important thing is to establish a political climate of opinion which will make it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing. Unless it is politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing, the right people will not do the right thing either, or it they try, they will shortly be out of office.

The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.

I am tired to death! tired of every thing! I would give the universe for a disposition less difficult to please. Yet, after all, what is there to give pleasure? When one has seen one thing, one has seen every thing.

If you're not fully happy doing one thing, you try to do find another thing to take your mind from it.

I'm not a big fan of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It's just a personal thing, not an ego thing.

The goal of scientists is you hope that the thing you're working on is bigger than the thing you're pipetting into that tube at the moment.

Scoring a goal is the best thing in the world because it's the only thing you can't control or predict.

It's one thing to be bitter about something, but it's another thing to recognise the growth and the change that you made.

The saddest thing about any man is that he be ignorant, and the most exciting thing is that he knows.

Technology by default became the thing that was a new thing that had swept in and was altering it everything.

I think that, pretty much, any good thing taken to extremes can become a bad thing.

If you can write a song that makes people have emotions and show their feelings, that's a powerful thing and a beautiful thing.

A person of responsibility can trust himself to choose the right thing over the easy thing.

The first thing I usually do after a fight is apologize to my coaches because I didn't do one damn thing they told me to do.

The so-called evils are evils only in relation to a certain thing, and that which is evil in relation to a certain existing thing, either includes the non-existence of that thing or the non-existence of some of its good conditions.

It seems as if when you try to do just one thing and nothing but, you can't do it at all. You do everything better if there's more than one thing.

Sometimes the only thing to do is to take the thing that you must have. Even if someone gets hurt.

Improv is a very big thing for me. The thing with actors is I do not understand at all how they do what they do. I'm fascinated by it, and I have such a respect for it.

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing.

If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is its inconstancy.

Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show.

My hope is to be a trusted utensil for viewers. Like, literally, 'That thing works. I can rely on that thing.'

I've done every other thing in life except intimacy. That's the aberration, the thing I've never had.