Top 1200 Funniest Thing Quotes & Sayings - Page 15
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Last updated on December 19, 2024.
The thing you set your mind on is the thing you ultimately become.
Compassion--that's the one thing no machine ever had. Maybe it's the one thing that keeps man ahead of them.
Jealousy is the fear of losing the thing you love most. It's very normal. Suspicion is the thing that's abnormal.
There is thing you can do but I can not and there is thing I can but you can not; so let us make something beautiful together
The goal of scientists is you hope that the thing you're working on is bigger than the thing you're pipetting into that tube at that moment.
The blowing thing is something that you either have a predilection for or not. And I don't have that thing. It was just unsanitary. I couldn't do it. I am a complete germaphobe.
It is a good thing to be rich and strong, but it is a better thing to be loved.
The artistic image is not intended to represent the thing itself, but, rather, the reality of the force the thing contains.
The whole thing is just ripe to be a very good thing.
There is no such thing as a healthy cleanse. It's the worst thing you can do for your body.
It's such a foolish thing to argue about names, when what we're doing is all one thing.
My thing is, for artists who are having success, being given an award shouldn't be the thing that defines you in the first place.
There is no such thing as mental illness, hence also no such thing as psychotherapy.
There's no such thing as an aura of mystery anymore. It doesn't exist. That's a thing of the past.
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
Being a single mother in the late 1950s was a very shocking thing - and dreadful thing - for people.
Tenacity isn't just the most important thing, it's the only thing.
My thing about demos is that you usually prefer them to the finished thing.
Love is the best thing in the world, and the thing that lives the longest.
It is one thing to choose to go into a hospice; it's another thing to get on the air and tell everybody about it.
Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!
The world is hung up on food-based biofuels. Not only are they the wrong thing, they're the uneconomic thing.
All I knew how to do was to act. That's the only thing I had in my favor. That was the thing that propelled me forward.
If one is master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things.
It is better to do the smallest thing in the world than to hold half an hour to be too small a thing.
There is only one valuable thing in art: the thing you cannot explain.
Your love is a fierce thing, Elena, a thing with claws and teeth when it comes to protecting those you claim.
It is no easy task to do away with a thing that is established. We, therefore, say that the non-beginning of a thing is supreme wisdom.
Do the thing that's less passive. Do the active thing. There's more of the human in that.
If you enjoyed making a thing, and you’re proud of the thing you made, that’s enough. Not everyone is going to like it, and that’s okay.
A living thing is distinguished from a dead thing by the multiplicity of the changes at any moment taking place in it.
Sometimes the worst thing you can do, personally, is the best thing you can do, professionally.
It's one thing to be innocent and another thing to be naive or willfully ignorant.
The biggest thing is, when I was coming up, the thing that made you wonderful was your uniqueness. People celebrated that.
Sometimes the very thing you're looking for is the one thing you cannot see.
If you do the same thing too often, it gets to be the only thing you can do.
The thing that cannot be defined is the first thing; the primary fact.
It is one thing to make a mistake, and quite another thing not to admit it.
The future can ever promise but one thing and one thing only: surprises.
The value of a thing is what that thing will bring. -Legal Maxim
Unification is one thing, and stability in Northeast Asia is another thing.
Only one thing can make a soul complete and that thing is love.
I'd rather be done any thing to than laughed at, for, to my mind, it's one or other the disagreeablest thing in the world.
The great, rewarding thing about directing is that you're overseeing the whole thing. When you're an actor, you're just one department.
Your physicality is this great thing, but it is also the thing that makes you clumsy and limits you in the world, so to speak.
Every little thing you do leads up to a bigger thing.
There's no such thing as adventure. There's no such thing as romance. There's only trouble and desire.
It doesn't make sense to have to do the wrong thing in order to do the right thing.
Every viewer is going to get a different thing. That's the thing about painting, photography, cinema.
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
It's one thing to lose weight, but it's another thing to eat healthy.
Happiness, it's a small thing - just a very little thing.
The great thing, and the only thing, is to adore and praise GOD.
It is a good thing to know what it is to be poor, and a better thing if you can do it in company.
If you become a star known for one thing, that becomes your thing, and you don't want that, on some DNA level.
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
The mind is crazy thing. To be focused is the most difficult thing.
The only thing worried thoughts have the power to change is what the next thing will be for you to worry over!
You do miracles if you concentrate your mind on one thing and one thing only.
