Top 1200 Funniest Thing Quotes & Sayings - Page 17

And in that moment, the wordless thing passed between us, the thing that wasn't quite love but was so close I could believe in it sometimes.

Vishous screamed. The only thing that was louder was the pop as the hip was relocated, as it were. And the last thing he saw before he checked out of the Conscious Inn & Suites was Jane's head whipping around in a panic. In her eyes was stark terror, as if the single worst thing that she could imagine was him in agony... And that was when he knew that he still loved her.

I love playing live; that's the main thing. But I hate being in the studio. It's the most boring thing ever.

I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini thing.

The one thing you absolutely need is the one thing you can never lose: God's presence and love for you. Just have to talk to him.

I love my fans. They’re the most beautiful thing in the entire world for me. Every single thing I do is for them.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.

It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse of a good thing.

People are embracing the thing that made them different growing up instead of letting that thing elicit shame.

The thing I like to do the most is play-make and create for others. Obviously in my career, I've done the scoring thing as well.

Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability.

My way of living and working is that I'll do my thing. I went from one thing to another. That annoyed people. They didn't know how to categorize me.

This happens to me all the time: I think I'm working on one thing, but this other thing, whether I want it to or not, keeps coming through.

One thing is a fairly simple and straightforward thing. I don't long to direct. I really want to get some good parts.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

It's a unique thing, and it's probably the thing I love most about songs and music - their ability to connect in a human way.

It's one thing to be talented, but the other thing is connections - with agents, with people; that's what makes a difference, and from the beginning, I've had wonderful representation.

I am really good about compartmentalizing and treating my family as one thing and the show or whatever my job as a secondary thing.

Let's assume there really is no such thing as happiness, no such thing as peace, and no freedom either. But there are kind of attacks of senseless ecstasy. Can this be me?

Find beauty not only in the thing itself but in the pattern of the shadows, the light and dark which that thing provides.

It is clear that the world is purely parodic, that each thing seen is the parody of another, or is the same thing in a deceptive form.

Evil is not a thing. It cannot take possession of you. It's the opposite; it's a void, an absence of goodness. The only thing you can be frightened of here is yourself.

You said, 'I love you.' Why is it that the most unoriginal thing we can say to one another is still the thing we long to hear?

The last thing I want to do, even in the off-season, is traipse around shops looking for clothes: it's not my thing.

Playing piano and singing whatever comes naturally is the best thing for me - the only thing that feels genuine.

The mask is a pain thing. It's clammy, and your body is moving all over, and you're locked into this thing, and you can't get out.

Absolutely the most fun thing to do in space and rewarding thing, in many ways, is to look back at planet Earth.

Whenever you look back and say "if" you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as "if". The only thing that matters is what really happened.

All the elements in an advertisement are primarily designed to do one thing and one thing only: get you to read the first sentence of the copy.

Wifi was never supposed to be a big thing and certainly not a thing that would become as vital to a home as indoor plumbing.

Passion is the thing that won't let you sleep at night because you want to get up in the morning and go do your thing.

The bad thing about being with an actor is that the role he's in stays with him all the time. The good thing about being with an actor - well, I can't think of any good thing.

Success is a continuing thing. It is growth and development. It is achieving one thing and using that as a stepping stone to achieve something else.

There's a feeling among white Americans that there's no such thing as racial harmony, no such thing as a positive, productive relationship with people of color.

I grew up with a concept of cinema as a directorial thing, meaning the director is allowed to sail the ship. Not a dictatorial thing.

In terms of the fantasy wedding thing, I can kind of cross off the island beach thing. Maybe at sunset or something.

The only thing that I find repetitive is the number of marriages I have arranged in films. That is one thing I stay away from in real life.

I've played football my entire life, all over the world, and the one thing I've learned is that the important thing is to enjoy your work.

The art model of problem solving is incredibly efficient because ideology has no place there.There's only the thing and what the thing needs to be.

We Orientals find beauty not only in the thing itself but in the pattern of the shadows, the light and darkness which that thing provides.

I was kind of surprised that, about 99 percent of the people grabbed the thing [in Valerian].You know it's their thing. And I'm very impressed by that.

It was a very real thing, not a storyline thing when Randy Orton didn't want me to get to a certain point in WWE.

But the great thing, and the horrible thing about the web is you can just throw stuff up there and it doesn't cost anybody anything.

None seemed to think the injury arose from the use of a bad thing but from the abuse of a very good thing

Readiness for God means that we are ready to do the tiniest little thing or the great big thing, it makes no difference

I'm not a bad person. I'm just doing my thing... I'm, you know, running, I want to do something that's good. It's not an easy thing to do.

I wanted to be a psychological engineer, but we lacked the facilities, so I did the next best thing - I went into politics. It's practically the same thing.

It turns out we are all quite easily swayed if someone knows what they are doing - which is a great thing and a dangerous thing.

Now I no longer wish to be loved, beautiful, happy or successful. I want one thing and one thing only - to be left alone.

Everything that has to do with sex is somehow... it's the best thing in the world, and it's still the one thing people don't want you to talk about.

Income inequality is one thing, but a permanent division into the haves and have-nots is an entirely different thing - and much less acceptable.

I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.

My whole life I've tried to find the thing I can do that other people can't do, and invest in that, and the one thing I can do is write narratives and build characters. I can do that.

Moving to the country is a very bold thing to do. You can have vague romantic notions about doing that, but in actuality, it can be a terrifying thing.

The contemporary thing in art and literature is the thing which doesn't make enough difference to the people of that generation so that they can accept it or reject it.

There's always a lot happening. I mean, that's the thing about politics: it's just one damn thing after another!

I like 'Futurama.' That's kind of the only thing that's my sci-fi thing, although I was big into zombies for a time.

As a general thing, I've always been drawn to characters who appear to be one thing on the surface, but are actually something else underneath.

Unless you're a psycho, there's no such thing as a vampire and there's no such thing as a werewolf. But there certainly are people who could be controlled by a drug like Scopolamine, to lose all will and do your bidding. That's what the whole voodoo zombie thing was about, with chemical mind control, so it is possible to have real zombies. Maybe the [doomsday] preppers weren't so wrong. I thought they were idiots. How can you prepare for a zombie apocalypse?

When the mumblecore 'Tiny Furniture' thing happened, it reminded me of the thing we were trying to do in my little 1995 way.