Top 1200 Funniest Thing Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

When you have got a thing where you want, it is a good thing to leave it where it is.

'Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall.

There is such a thing as having too much of a good thing.

It's one thing to lie to ourselves. It's another thing to believe it.

On the whole, monks do not become famous - and that is a good thing - but monasteries do - and that is an excellent thing. In other words, it is the community that matters.

I'm hunting one thing and one thing only, and that's the Super Bowl.

The more you do the right thing, the harder it is to do the wrong thing.

Only one thing matters, one thing; to be able to dare!

One thing I've learned is that the best thing a producer can do is help you be you.

To Be Attacked by the Enemy Is Not a Bad Thing but a Good Thing.

The thing that I'm most in love with is the thing that I'm writing at the moment.

We must have the real thing before we can have a science of a thing.

Even if there was such a thing as a half-price sale at the local Ming outlet shop, she would have to work ten lifetimes to make up such a sum. Always supposing that it wasn't one of a kind. Panic was no longer merely rearing. It was thundering through her at full throttle. There was only one thing to be done, she realized. The mature, responsible, adult thing to do. Hide the evidence.

I believe in only one thing and that thing is human liberty.

Do one thing at a time and do that one thing as if your life depended upon it.

Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

The star thing, the celebrity thing, is new to me.

People would see a lot of times fighting as a ugly thing, as a thing that denigrates the human being. In reality, you see fighting on everything... Everything's fighting. Doesn't matter what it is. You wake up in the morning, to get out of bed is a fight, believe it. So, fighting is actually the best thing a man can have in his soul.

The interest I have to believe a thing is no proof that such a thing exists.

It's one thing thinking something and another thing knowing it.

Bravest thing about people is how they go on loving mortal beings after finding out there's such a thing as dying.

To define a thing is to substitute the definition for the thing itself.

And it's best if you know a good thing is going to happen, like an eclipse or getting a microscope for Christmas. And it's bad if you know a bad thing is going to happen, like having a filling or going to France. But I think it is worst if you don't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing which is going to happen.

Ah, gratitude, that's a terrible thing, a dangerous thing.

Empowering women by allowing them to choose when and how many children to have is not only the right thing to do, it is the smart thing to do.

It's one thing to narrate a story and another thing to execute it.

I think that soccer is one thing, and money is another thing.

Doing a job well is the thing. It's its own thing.

Language is by its very nature a communal thing; that is, it expresses never the exact thing but a compromise - that which is common to you, me, and everybody.

What an uncertain thing, marriage - what an elusive thing, happiness!

In business, there’s such a thing as an invaluable person, but no such thing as an indispensable one.

I love the military, of course, but it wasn't my thing. Sports was my thing.

The only thing that can grow is the thing you give energy to.

The thing that keeps you grounded is doing the thing you love.

The smartest thing I did in law school: asking my future wife to go out dancing with me. The smartest thing I did when practicing law: quitting. The smartest thing I've done in writing: following my own head and writing what I wanted to write, and nothing but.

Passion for God is not youth thing. It is a hunger thing.

Know that the thing that is easiest to do is rarely the thing that is best to do.

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

Poetry is the one thing that isn't contaminated, the one thing that isn't part of the game.

What a subtle, treacherous thing it was to let yourself go that way! Because once you've started it was terribly difficult to stop; soon you were saying "I'm sorry, of course you're right", and "Whatever you think is best", and "you're the most wonderful and valuable thing int he world", and the next thing you knew all honesty, all truth, was as far away and glimmering, as hopelessly unattainable as the world of the golden people.

The last thing I want to be is sanctimonious, but the thing that frustrates me is the deceit and betrayal, how there's one rule for males and another for females.

I'll have my students try to follow their minds during the course of a day, just to see the way their minds work, the way our minds hop from thing to thing to thing. The Internet mirrors that to such a degree you can actually see it. Show me your search history and I'll show you who you are.

The most significant thing is to always stay true to yourself. What brought you to where you are will continue to separate you. The thing is to be different.

Photography is a magic thing. A thing that has mysterious odors, a little strange and frightening, something one quickly grows to love.

I know there's a part of the feminist world that is like, "Hey, screw 'em, we'll do our own thing over here," and I can see there's a value in that. But a kind of nudgy part of me thinks: No. I want access, and I want my daughters to have access to the exact same thing, because we all know there's no such thing as separate but equal.

That whole shoulder length hair thing is a thing!

When you do the thing you fear, the thing loses its power to scare.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing

Let's get one thing straight: there's no such thing as the Bristol sound.

The thing you resist is the thing you need to hear the most.

I have a thing against using botox and fillers. That's not my thing at all.

Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing.

It is one thing to be a virtuoso, but a different thing to play with compassion.

What was the worst thing you've ever done? I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me...the most dreadful thing.

For example, this, what I said about the bishops who move pedophile priests, the best thing they can do is resign. This isn't a dogmatic thing, but this is what I think.

One thing I know for sure - this motherhood thing is not for sissies.

The single most important thing in my life is God. The second most important thing in my life is my family and the third thing is the great profession that I chose. I chose to do something that I love. I never had to work a day in my life.

There is no such thing as an exact synonym and no such thing as an unmixed motive.

There is such a thing as society. It's just not the same thing as the state.