Top 1200 Funniest Thing Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I think Matt Shively is one of the funniest humans in the world.

I work with some of the funniest writers in the country.

Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.

Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.

I think 'lunch' is one of the funniest words in the world.

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing.

The funniest people are usually the best actors, I believe.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

I'm constantly looking for humour in the news. The funniest things are in the minutiae.

I strive for honesty because I think that's where the funniest stuff comes from.

I was named DC's funniest celebrity.

Comedy-wise, I think Chris Elliott is one of the funniest people.

I just find anyone who's arrogant and pompous is always the funniest for me.

[Vincent Price] was the funniest damn guy I ever met.

It's a really nice way to cut your teeth, doing live shows. It's like going to the gym because you do have to think fast. You are constantly under the threat of people not laughing. Instead of getting hit, people could just not laugh, so you really are trying to mine quickly for the funniest thing you could say in that moment.

The funniest rumour that I've heard about myself is that I am gay.

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it.

Oftentimes, the funniest comedians are people who've gone through personal torment.

The funniest people are the saddest once

George Hamilton is one of the funniest men I have ever known.

Johnston's books are beautifully written and among the funniest I have ever read.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.

I was once doing a gig with Tim Vine; he was backstage, and there was one of those long strings of polystyrene coffee cups. He picked up the whole stack of about 20, walked on stage and then said: 'Bloody hell this coffee's hot!' which I think is the funniest thing anyone has ever said.

Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm saying. Don't you think so?

I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.

The funniest thing is not who influenced me positively, but who influenced me negatively. I had such an aversion to what Busby Berkeley did; in my early formative years, I thought it was terrible. Now, I think it's wonderful. But then, I wanted to do anything but what Busby Berkeley did.

Ransom thought her girly tendencies the funniest thing ever, constantly teased her over them, but the last time he'd opened his big mouth, she'd gotten her own back by pointing out that his long black hair sure did look well conditioned.

Some of my funniest thoughts come to me while I'm taking a shower.

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

What I try to do is always get the newest, funniest people in anything.

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn't imagine my life without her.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

You shone like a star. The funniest, wisest writer & the finest friend

But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.

I still maintain that Looney Tunes is the funniest program ever made.

The one I remember is going into London, as it was for us in Essex, on New Year's Eve in 1981. There were four of us and we'd had a few lagers on the way. One of my mates threw up in the Tube and then stood up and fell over in it. We thought it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen.

I don't take myself that seriously when it comes down to that stuff. My drummer is my favorite drummer in the world, and he also happens to be the funniest person you'll meet. He's a constant reminder every time stuff gets a little too heavy, maybe I have a bad show or I'll hit a horrible note on some recorded TV thing or something, and he's like, "Man don't take yourself so seriously - this is a joke, we're playing music." And that's a great thing to keep me grounded at all times. We're not saving lives, but the power does help us.

I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero Hour. That's what inspired us.

My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

I have to say Tim Thomerson is one of the funniest people I've ever met.

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all.

Jerry Trainor is one of the funniest people on the planet.

The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest.

That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

OK, my funniest tech I ever got in the NBA was for looking at a ref.

The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.