Top 1200 Funniest Thing Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

What's the funniest play ever written? I used to think it was 'Noises Off,' but now that I've seen 'The Liar,' I'm not so sure.

Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.

I loved 'The Carol Burnett Show' - I thought she was the funniest lady I'd ever seen.

How about a good comedy? 'Raising Arizona.' Remains the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

Kenneth Branagh is one of the funniest directors on the set. You laugh a lot. He's very skillful.

Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it.

Some of the funniest moments I've ever experienced have been in the midst of tragic situations in my life.

Van Ritzen is one of the funniest humans I've ever met. Read her book, laugh, lather, rinse, repeat.

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

eah, you don't get a lot of meatheads doing improvised theater to begin with, and that's always been my thing. I talk about the nerd/meathead dichotomy on my podcast a lot, but there was a time when I was doing UCB full-time and playing men's league rugby in New York City, and I was like the funniest, artsiest rugby player, and the bro-iest improv comedian. I've always managed to sort of be in both sides.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

My dad sings, and my mom is the funniest person you'll ever meet. You put them together, and out comes the Feldstein children.

My grandpa is the funniest person in the world, straight up. But mostly everyone in my family groans when he is 'on.' I am his biggest fan.

When I like myself, which is not too often, but when I do like myself on film, it's when I point, and I go, 'Look what she did! She did the funniest thing - look at her!' Where I can really separate back from it and I don't see me anymore, then I'm really excited. That's, like, really fun for me. That jazzes me.

I think one of the perks of getting to do comedy is the ability to hang out with the funniest people in the world.

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.

The international launch of 'Undeniable' is special because now fans all across the globe can laugh along to some of the funniest jokes in history.

'Plum's are probably the funniest, but all the books have their own degree of humor. But if you're hooked into 'Ranger,' you're reading it for the romance.

The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought.

Handling a painful situation in a comedic way is truly the funniest. That is extremely real to me and not kind of clownish. There is a thin line though; you can't overdo it.

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

My dad is the best and funniest newspaper columnist. There is nobody anywhere near as good.

Ty Burrell could be one of the funniest people on the planet. I'd love to meet him.

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

Of course, my whole theory of comedy is based in reality. The funniest stuff comes from real life.

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.

My mom is my 3 A. M. phone call, my annual road trip buddy, the connective tissue between my father, sister and me - and one of the funniest people I know.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

When I was 3, my mom sent in a video of me singing George Strait to 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'

Keith Moon was the funniest guy around. The stuff he did was insane. He was like somebody straight out of the movies.

One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine!

We would not have 'America's Funniest Home Videos' without drunk brides and grooms falling into cakes.

Dan Levy came to see my play, and I had dinner with him. He's a gem. He's the wisest, kindest, funniest person, and I didn't want it to end.

Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out.

A lot of the things I find funniest about people are their shortcomings that they're oblivious to, but that they're constantly reminding everyone around them of.

This impeccably researched study of the classic black insult game may be the funniest work of serious scholarship ever published.

My mum is the funniest and sweetest person I know; my sister's like my best friend, so it's great having them around.

My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day.

Annie Lalley is one of the funniest and most likable personalities you'll ever see on stage --which makes the depth of her songwriting all the more striking

There's a viral video of a young girl learning to say 'who' but pronouncing it as 'wah' which I think could be one of the funniest things that has ever happened.

Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple years.

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.

My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.

I kind of find humor in everything, even to the point where it's awkward - like, the worst scenarios are the funniest things ever.

Madeline Kahn is one of my favourite people in the entire world and one of the funniest. She was a talented Broadway star and also sang opera.

Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me.

You don't need a high concept to make a great film, of course. 'Withnail & I' is not - it's probably not much on paper, but it's one of the funniest films ever made.

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

I personally like Kolarov. He is one of the funniest players I have played with. Every day, he has something new, and he is a funny guy!

Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

It's never occurred to me - and I don't know what right mixture of upbringing this was - that my opinion wasn't as important as the alpha males or that I shouldn't try or that I wasn't the funniest one in the room.

I started with the chorus of that song, kind of like a fun bouncy thing to play, and then one of the lines popped up: 'I got things to do today, people to see, things to say.' I wrote about a dozen verses for it, but no song needs to be that long unless you're Bob Dylan. So when we recorded it I started to tear it down to some of the lines I thought were the funniest.

'Family Guy'. It's not only the funniest programme on television, it's the most wonderfully, indecorously literate.

My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.

For me it's the funniest show on TV. 'Benidorm' is such old-school, 'Carry On,' panto humour. It's so warm.

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.