Top 385 Funniest Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on December 19, 2024.
The biggest mistake you can make with a prank show is remove the 'real' element, which is the funniest thing.
I loved 'The Carol Burnett Show' - I thought she was the funniest lady I'd ever seen.
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.
Oftentimes, the funniest comedians are people who've gone through personal torment.
We would not have 'America's Funniest Home Videos' without drunk brides and grooms falling into cakes.
Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple years.
The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought.
I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.
My mum is the funniest and sweetest person I know; my sister's like my best friend, so it's great having them around.
I think one of the perks of getting to do comedy is the ability to hang out with the funniest people in the world.
[On the ERA Equality March:] It's the funniest thing. I don't feel there's any discrimination. I know my husband feels that way.
Van Ritzen is one of the funniest humans I've ever met. Read her book, laugh, lather, rinse, repeat.
I probably wouldn't have pursued comedy further if my friends didn't tell me that my getting kicked off the stage was the funniest thing they'd ever seen.
My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.
One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine!
My grandpa is the funniest person in the world, straight up. But mostly everyone in my family groans when he is 'on.' I am his biggest fan.
Ty Burrell could be one of the funniest people on the planet. I'd love to meet him.
Kenneth Branagh is one of the funniest directors on the set. You laugh a lot. He's very skillful.
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
'Plum's are probably the funniest, but all the books have their own degree of humor. But if you're hooked into 'Ranger,' you're reading it for the romance.
Some of the funniest moments I've ever experienced have been in the midst of tragic situations in my life.
It's never occurred to me - and I don't know what right mixture of upbringing this was - that my opinion wasn't as important as the alpha males or that I shouldn't try or that I wasn't the funniest one in the room.
Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me.
Of course, my whole theory of comedy is based in reality. The funniest stuff comes from real life.
Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it.
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
This impeccably researched study of the classic black insult game may be the funniest work of serious scholarship ever published.
Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.
How about a good comedy? 'Raising Arizona.' Remains the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life.
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
What's the funniest play ever written? I used to think it was 'Noises Off,' but now that I've seen 'The Liar,' I'm not so sure.
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.
My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day.
The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest.
My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn't imagine my life without her.
My dad is the best and funniest newspaper columnist. There is nobody anywhere near as good.
When I was 3, my mom sent in a video of me singing George Strait to 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'
I personally like Kolarov. He is one of the funniest players I have played with. Every day, he has something new, and he is a funny guy!
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
I kind of find humor in everything, even to the point where it's awkward - like, the worst scenarios are the funniest things ever.
Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out.
For me it's the funniest show on TV. 'Benidorm' is such old-school, 'Carry On,' panto humour. It's so warm.
Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.
My dad sings, and my mom is the funniest person you'll ever meet. You put them together, and out comes the Feldstein children.
Johnston's books are beautifully written and among the funniest I have ever read.
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
A lot of the things I find funniest about people are their shortcomings that they're oblivious to, but that they're constantly reminding everyone around them of.
'Family Guy'. It's not only the funniest programme on television, it's the most wonderfully, indecorously literate.
Keith Moon was the funniest guy around. The stuff he did was insane. He was like somebody straight out of the movies.
