Top 1200 Funny 4th Of July Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

Immortality is like trying to carve your initials in a block of ice in the middle of July.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

I got married in Vegas on Warped Tour on July 4 - that's how crazy my life has been.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I like you; your eyes are full of language." [Letter to Anne Clarke, July 3, 1964.]

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

I did my first musical in 4th grade as Huck Finn. By 11th grade, I was starring in 'Godspell' and 'Pippin' and pretending to be Che in 'Evita' in my bedroom. Singing has always been a huge part of me.

When I became the CEO of Burberry in July 2006, luxury was one of the fastest-growing sectors in the world.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.